Scott Bakula is all wrong for this role.  Where did they find Mark Dacascos’ doppelgänger?  Also, how many “True Detective” references can Bowen possibly jam into one episode?  And finally, Famke Janssen.  Enough said.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison, maybe someday we will create a Facebook page.

We have a new cohost, John Connor. Jon Lovitz as Leo Getz, what’s not to love.  We are pretty sure William Shatner (biscuit) is Sphynx (hairless cat). Cameos galore in this film, we love it.  Sam Jackson is unaware that he is involved in a game of tag.  Join us and “Loaded Weapon 1” as we make fun of late ‘80s, early ‘90s action films. follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Where do we even start here?  This movie is a mess of terrible everything.  If you can suffer through 1 hour 23 minutes of trash for a 15 second pay off, it is iconic.  Good luck. Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Nobody in the world would cheat on Halle Berry, I’m sorry.  Also, watch as Bruce Willis performs stand-up comedy for a bunch of goons.  Finally, how much do you hate his wife and daughter?  If the answer is not, “with all my heart” you are wrong.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Twins Basil... twins.  Enjoy several cameos as we watch this film.  Have you ever wondered if fat bastard could have a story arch?  Well, he can not.  Join us for “Goldmember.”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

We don’t even know what this movie is.  Arnold is as methodical and flat as humanly possible.  His wife is manic, but she can sure decorate a cake.  Join us this week for “Raw Deal.”  #possiblytheworstarnoldmovieever, Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Damn, Keanu Reeves is not good in this film.  Pro tip, if you are undercover do not participate in a raid on the people you are trying to infiltrate.  Join us for the 50 year storm as we talk “Point Break.”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Is it an Xmas movie or not?  Join us for 1988’s “Die Hard.”  Again, Bobby Bonilla joins the podcast trying to get his million buck.  Also, Jeffrey Dahmer tries to turn John McClane into a fuck zombie.  Finally, can someone please explain to Hans Gruber how to hold a gun and look a little less effeminate?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison 

This week, join us as we tackle life’s greatest mysteries.  Such as, in the era of high definition, could Robert Davi or Brian Thompson find gainful employment?  Also, where is Ving Rhames’ bandaid?  Finally, we discuss love and marriage.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Was Michael Crichton a modern day Nostradamus?  In this film he predicted wireless earbuds, the video doorbell, and iPads would be created someday.  Also, what is John’s obsession with this twerp Joey Cramer?  Finally, we discuss what was a better robot movie from 1984, “Runaway” or “Terminator?”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison