Where do we even start?  J-Lo looks like she is a few years late for a Sneaker Pimps video shoot.  Vince Vaughn is a non-entity in this film.  Also, we are running a little low on sugar water.  Join us this week for “The Cell.”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Cinema Poison definitely did not call you a JT.  We just called you a cocksucker.  When will Jackie Earle Haley ever get to cash his “Happy Gilmore” check?  If you want to love us sexy, listen to our episode on 2008’s “Semi-Pro.”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

We hate this movie so much.  It is pure trash.  Listen as we get audibly angry talking about 1997’s “Dante's Peak.”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Does anyone hate Martin Kove more than us?  Also, John Rambo wages a personal war against technology.  Join us this week as we pull explosive tip arrows out of our butts as we enjoy “Rambo: First Blood Part ll.”  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Tony Todd wants you to “bee” his victim in 1992’s Candyman.  Join us at Cinema Poison as we pass the torch of Candyman mythos to Virginia Madsen.  At least Kasi Lemmons isn’t terrified of a fake bat on a string like she was in “Vampires Kiss,” (coming soon).  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

JCVD avenging his brothers death one nut trauma at a time. One step closer to becoming "Ball King". Need I say more?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Did Jeff Fahey pack on the pounds for this role or what?  If you like creepy murderous puppets and sexually deviant psychics, this film is for you.  Join us this week for 1989’s “Puppet Master.”  BTW, we realize there is about a minute of dead air where content got lost in editing or publishing.  Just get through it because the episode is pretty good.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

News flash, Gina Gershon is hot.  Join us at Cinema Poison as we review “Out for Justice.”  In this film William Forsythe can fashion any kitchen utensil into a weapon.  Also, questions remain.  Who was the real monster here, Seagal or Forsythe?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

What could be better than one Corey?  We here at Cinema Poison vote zero.  Unfortunately in this weeks film we get two.  Join us and a young Heather Graham in the trunk while we talk “License to Drive”.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.

Try to not fall in love with Ed Harris and his beautiful blue eyes. Good luck, this is Needful Things.  By the way, try to keep up because this movie is a mess.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.