Did anyone remember that Tim Robbins was in this film?  This movie would be so much better with Clancy Brown as the Kurgan decapitating everyone.  Cougar should change his call sign to Coward.  We also have several unanswered questions regarding Cougar’s family life.  Why does Kelly McGillis have a call sign?   Why are these bodies glistening so much?  Was this volleyball game played on a tennis court?  contact  us at [email protected].  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison (sniffs) “You stink.”

This cat truly is a total dick.  It is very weird to see Aubrey Plaza playing a Mom role.  Shane does not appear to enjoy “tickle time”.  What other atrocities have traveled down this garbage chute?  Wes wants us to “bury him at wounded neck”. Does anyone else think this janitor fucked this Chucky doll?  Finally, do these dolls come with blood sacks in them or what?  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Don’t be late for your appointment with Dr. Satan, he is currently accepting new patients.  Hehehehehehehehe!!!  Did Rainn Wilson steal this jacket off of Brodie Bruce from Mallrats?  (silence). Pro tip, never eat your mother’s pussy.  Who is this mini Andre the Giant?  Chris Hardwick’s wig is atrocious.  Furthermore, “they had animal faces”.  Finally, Hope you like what you hear!  HOPE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR!!!  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Why couldn’t they just call him Hulk Hogan?  Has a man ever actually told a woman to “Go take a leak”?  As per the norm, Kurt Fuller sucks.  When exactly did this limo driver literally shit his pants?  What is with this midget in a cage?  Did Zeus borrow this chain mail tank top from the  “Commando” character Bennett?  How much money did all those pies cost?  Finally, fuck you Rainn Wilson.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

We are back folks!!!  What if this guy didn’t bring his garbage to the curb?  How on Earth can Matrix afford this cabin?  Is Matrix a common last name in Germany?  Is Bennett in love with Matrix?  Bowen somehow misses his chance for a “Mallrats” escalator reference.  Also, passport guy could’ve just snuck away, why open fire? (Whispering) “stick around”.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Joust on the Atari 2600 was pretty sweet.  Arnold’s character gets the maniac Kate treatment in this film.  Get ready for multiple bad Arnold impressions.  This detention center looks like it belongs in nazi Germany.  Did an immigrant worker get called Dorito at one point?  It is kinda cool to see Richard Dawson portray a scum bag.  This “Climbing for Dollars” game looks amazing.  How much blow did Buzzsaw do before they filmed his scenes?  What is this The Running Man home game all about?  Why does Dynamo look like a human lite brite in this outfit?  Also, why is he a murderous opera singer?  Bowen is back to his Terry Maitland references again.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison. “No Chico, nooooo!”

More like “Bad of Silence.”  Is this voodoo guy a friend of Clancy Brown’s Kurgan character from “Highlander”?  Do you think you could fit an entire chicken down someone’s throat?  This cameraman and reporter are total scum bags.  Where did Robert Davi get his voodoo degree?  What was the endgame plan for this cashier playing hostage for Jackie Earle Haley?  How did Maniac Kate get her nickname?  Join us as we reference seemingly every previous episode in our library.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison.  “I hate this!!!”

How many cans of shaving cream does Gary really need here?  A woman created in a manner inspired by Frankenstein’s monster would not look like Kelly LeBrock.  We may have a Covid-19 comet sighting in this film.  Why are we wearing bras on our heads?  Who puts urinals kittie corner to one another?  Is Kelly LeBrock a wizard?  What is with Bill Paxton’s hair?  What happened to Wyatt’s grandparents?  This movie has a lot of problematic scenarios.  Also, shout out to “We Hate Movies” and their MELR0210 series of quarantine episodes they are doing right now.  Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Everyone knows, you can’t trust the Swedish.  Also, how many joints do you need for a weekend retreat?  Did William Baldwin help set up this control room?  We hope everyone hates this Marty character.  Hemsworth does a cool dirt bike trick in this film. We also get a good speaker phone gag.  We see a sick Aquaman as well. Have you ever made out with a taxidermists wolfhead?  Have you ever had a “husband bulge”?  If you have, follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Where do we even start?  First off, try not to get a hernia watching this movie.  Is Stallone’s character’s name Lincoln Hawk or Lincoln Hawkes?  Has there ever been a more annoying kid in cinema history than his son?  Google “Over the Top” and look at Bruce Way’s headshot, it is amazing.  Tune in to hear about a pretty sexy trucker shower (sorry to all of our Serbian listeners).  This film is a great guide for all deadbeat dads out there.  Sly, we come to find out, is pretty good with his fingers in this film.  Finally, Bull Hurley...  Bull Shittin’ Hurley, hands down (pun intended) best part of this film.  You can follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison