CinemAbysmal: The Podcast

Strap in because we've got made for TV movie Titanic 2, filmed on location on the standstill Queen Mary in Long Beach harbor and the worst X-men sequel ever. Dylan is a x-men comic book expert and she tells us all about why the comics are so good and this movie is so bad.
Also, make sure you're following our Instagram @cinemabysmal where we are rating our quarantine movies out of four titanic 2 smokestacks.

Holly, Dylan and Nick talk Christmas movies with PAUL who you may remember from last episode where we insulted him. We talk about Mr. St. Nick with Kelsey Grammer and the terrible Christian Christmas movie Homeless For The Holidays. We also throw back to our Harry Potter episode and play our favorite clip of all time from that episode. Enjoy and MERRY CHRISTMAS. Don't even think about sayin' Happy Holidays...

Nick is back from his rehab/creative break and ready to talk about Halloween movies! Join us for the cult classic Evil Dead 2 and the super weird not really a sequel Halloween III! We also get really off topic per usual when Paul calls and then we have to talk about Paul for a good 20 minutes.

While Nick takes a creative break, Dylan and Holly welcome back Eric and Nadine to guest with us on Troll 2, the worst movie ever made. We of course also get sidetrack and talk a lot about Homeward Bound and all the VH1 shows of the early 2000s (Rock of Love, Charm School, Flavor of Love, etc.).

Nick, Dylan and Holly dissect two Stephen Chow films, discuss Holly's new woman crush, complain about X-Men and Game of Thrones and talk about Shrek 5 for some awful reason.

Nick obsesses over how good it's bad The Howling 2 is, Dylan explains why video games don't need to be movies and we all listen to too much 80s snare drum werewolf music.
IN THE PALE MOON LIGHT.

Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2

Welcome to our shortest episode ever because these movies were so bad. We get off topic with small Japanese girls eating large amounts of food, Emma Stone's career and Scientology...again. Enjoy!

Also,l we were mentioned in an article Spokane's favorite local paper: The Inlander: https://www.inlander.com/spokane/two-local-film-podcasts-celebrate-the-highs-and-lows-of-cinema/Content?oid=16670692

Check out our other podcast Just F Already, all about feminism and trashy romance novels:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/just-f-already/id1294125447?mt=2

We get into religion this month with some Scientology, Christianity and fucked up South Korean horror. This episode is all about Battlefield Earth, Saved! and The Wailing.

We welcome Ryan Dean Tucker, famous for his Die Hard One Man Show, and his monthly TV Show, Lilac City Live. The three of us and our guests pick out some bad movies that we really love. On the list: Zapped Again!, X-Men, The Pagemaster, and Miami Connection.

https://www.spokanelibrary.org/blog/lilac-city-live/

Movies that scared us as kids that aren't scary anymore! We talked about FOUr movies this episode: Child's Play, The Dark Crystal, Watership Down and The Witches.