CinemAbysmal: The Podcast

Welcome to Season 2. We hope you enjoy our lovely new theme song put together by Ian Miles of Ed Wood Jesus Do? Check out his Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/seriously_ian

In this episode we bring back our friend Dylan to discuss movies that everyone loves that we can't stand!

Eric: Amélie
Dylan: Guardians of the Galaxy
Nick: The Princess Bride
Holly: There Will Be Blood

In our season one finale episode we discuss bad Christmas movies. Starting with the least terrible of the two, Santa with Muscles stars Hulk Hogan and Christmas with the Cranks stars Tim Allen and Jaime Lee Curtis as already rich movie stars who wanted more money so they made this movie. Happy Holidays to our listeners and we will back in January 2018!

Gather round little Doggies, and hear the story of how Travis Henderson walked around Mexico for 4 years and then tried to reconnect with is family, in Wim Wender's 1984 Harry Dean Stanton vehicle, Paris, Texas. One of only a few films ever made with a location for a title that never actually takes place in said location. The dudes with the 'tudes dissect the piss out of it.

Name that accent! It's our 21st episode with the accidental theme of terrible accents. We watch the movie Gooby, a kids movie about a schizophrenic boy living in a meth house with a talking monster and The Great Wall with Matt Damon (insert Team America accent). Enjoy!

Welcome to the second episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli get a little Just Feminist Already, delving straight into a BDSM club book, talking about consent and also how you should ALWAYS make sure people have washed their hands before their fingers enter your body.

In this episode we go back to the late 90s/early 00s. Holly makes Nick and Eric watch Spice World & S Club 7: Back To The 50s (ain't no party like an S Club Party).

In which Eric, Holly and Nick try to get through two bad Halloween movies that happen to have other holidays intertwined with them. Instead they really just end up making fun of things that Ice-T says in Law & Order: SVU.

Welcome to the 18th episode of CinemAbysmal: The Podcast, where the three writers of cinemabysmal.com talk about what society would consider some of the worst of the worst media out there. In honor of Halloween this is the first of our two part Halloween extravaganza. This episode we are talking about our favorite recent horror films including It Follows, As Above So Below, and We Are Still Here. Next week we are getting right back into the bad shit with two of the worst horror films out there. Enjoy!

Welcome to the first episode of Just F Already. Holly and Yoli are sitting down to talk about the shit that is Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvian Reynard (who is actually a female...or a male. Depends which one of us you ask). We make fun of it a bit, discuss why Julianne never eats anything, talk about how verbally abusive Gabriel is, and ponder over why they had to have sex to Dave Matthews Band in Florence. Enjoy!

Hey all, the dudes all get together at Garageland in Spokane, WA to discuss Blade Runner LIVE! for a studio audience. Comedians Jason Komm and Jared Munson join in as a discussion about the 1982 SciFi epic goes epically off all rails.