Rodentia tie us together this week as an old chestnut takes on some kind of smelly french cheese or something (the metaphor has already disappeared). Adam Reid drops by again to give us his thoughts on Eldritch beings and American composers. Daniel is on assignment for the church.

What would you do for a million dollars, or just a book deal? What if Robert Redford were there too? This dilemna that has plagued humanity for time immemorial is examined thoroughly and decisively this week as we compare some proposal themed films from the last few decades.

There is a deep evil in the depths of space, and only Mila Kunis or a pretty blonde boy can save all of humanity. Genetics, space capitalism, Nietzschean ovetones, unbridled Eddie Redmayne! Come for the space opera but stay for the Hawk-People taint.

Have you ever been so angry you've punched someone's heart out of their chest? Watch these movies and that might change. Miranda Meijer joins us once again to level the battleground while comparing these two "pillars" of video game to movie entertainment. Dinosaurs evolved into humans?

Steven Seagal is the worst. So of course we need to mock him! His career is a true project in vanity, and you can learn more about the path of destruction in his wake, and all about these two "films". Miranda Meijer joins us to coin the phrase "The Seagal Pocket", and the Church of Kane expands its reach!

The early 90s were a bastion of fashion, and extreme hobbies. Take in both as we explore the maritime adventures of a bunch of gnarly surfers. Is Rob Schneider worth your time? Invariably no.

Mall Santa is an esteemed and historic job. No single figure has held the nation together more than a Mall Santa. Let us explore these legends through two magical tales. Sorry for dropping xmas content two days after xmas.

Dads have it rough. Whether you're selflessly saving your podunk town from bankruptcy, or just being a terrible father to your kids, sometimes you just need a break. Too bad, it's christmas. Buy some presents and be better. You've been told.

What if board games but movie? We delve into this extremely complex question as we explore these two films. It's pretty amazing how you can shoehorn a concept into pretty much any film. And how hard you can phone in your performance while still cashing a paycheque.

The most classic mushroom fueled sci-fi fever dream book is now a movie TWICE OVER! We look at both Denis Villeneuve's modern take and David Lynch's 1984 'cinematic experience'. Did our eyeballs start bleeding? They might have, but you'll never know just from reading the episode description!