Citizen Kane VS

Submarine week everyone! Get out your novelty pleasure craft and hit the high seas with your novelty torpedoes and depth charges. If you're looking for hot sonar action, then look no further than this week's episode. We've got Soviets, we've got CIA agents, we've got Rob Schneider whether you like it or not. Dive in!

You'll get a Helluva Kick out of this week's episode, until you get a People's Elbow right in the feelings. Admittedly, one film is a bit of a Superman Punch to the nads, but the other can release the Figure Four Leglock you'll be trapped in. So give the play button a Clothesline From Hell for this ep, and every episode until you meet your Tombstone.
It's wrestling moves, it's all wrestling moves, get it?

Ever wonder which is more lifelike, puppets in the 80s or live actors in 2010s? Well today you get your answer. If you watched television in the late 80s through the 90s then you have no reason not to press play. This is your childhood. It demands tribute.

Money isn't everything. Unless you're hired to be in a star studded, madcap, hidden treasure race movie, in which case your agent probably is asking for at least a couple mil. Must be nice. SEE the long paceless shots! HEAR all the yelling you can put up with and more! FEEL fortunate that Rowan Atkinson has blessed our lives with his comedy! Enjoy!

Love him or hate him, Adam Sandler has shaped comedy for an entire generation with his films. That's why we giggle at poop jokes so often on the pod. Dive into the birth of the Happy Madison production company, then dive into what should have been its death. Someday I'm sure they'll write a part for a woman, and on that day, we'll come back to Mr. Sandler and his films. SO WATCH THIS SPACE! . . . or don't.

Rob Feetham joins us once again to give us the true meaning of schlock! Two true meditations on the power of atomic fusion and the dangers therein, and probably two examples of why actors needed to unionize. Hear Sean struggle to say words! See Jack be a host! Taste Daniel's recipe for crab's legs! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!

In this week's episode we discover that none of us are qualified to discuss anything related to feminism, yet we boldly go there anyways! Dive into one of the most charming movies hollywood has ever produced, and also another movie that also was made and has charm depending on who you talk to. New segments include: Marisa's Feminism Corner and Aren't Woke Men Great?!

Tatum 22:1 - 34 "For lo, upon those who beholdeth his acting will come down a terrible fright, and from forth this fright shall emerge the desire the leaveth the theatre for the bathroom." Too true, too true. On this most holy weekend we welcome you to a very special "Where's Jesus?" episode of Citizen Kane Vs. Please remember to leave a token of your respect in the collection plate.

Welcome to this week's episode, where we may have met our match! To the left you might be able to see oscar baiting in it's natural habitat, and to the right you can see Mr. Cruise testing out his abusive yelling decades before he used it on film crews. Enjoy!

A long galaxy away in a time far far ago, mankind dreamed of going to space. And here we are now, talking about movies that take place in space. Take notes for when next you find yourself trekking or warring into that final frontier. Adam Reid joins us to explain just who the hell Syfo-Dias is.