Citizen Kane VS

Cars go vroom. Cars go vroom fast. Cars go boom. Actors make sad faces. All this and more in a high octane, need for speed, thrill a moment episode! Will the actors continue to make sad faces? Do the cars indeed go vroom and boom some more? Listen and find out!

What could be said about Marlon Brando? A lot. By a lot of people. And probably 98% of it is not a glowing review if you know what I mean . . . but at least he didn't accept that Oscar that one time right? Dive into the magic, the miracle, the ever expanding glory that is . . .Marles Bedarles.

What's in a face? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell. Unless it's a cratered hole in your face . . . which is something we saw a couple times this week.  Also putting flesh on something is equally as disgusting as peeling it off. We're joined by Andrew Cameron who teaches us how you can love something while hating it.

What are some similarities between Greek Gods and greasy capitalists? For one, nobody asked for them, they just kind of happened. They constantly do idiotic things just to screw with the common people. Both think they are high and mighty and cannot be touched . . .and both inevitably feel the sting of their own hubris as their world falls apart. Except that doesn't always happen to the greasy capitalists. We should really do something about that.

Nazis hiding everywhere! It's pretty sad that that's a true statement, but these films take that scenario to a new level. Someone needs to sit down with Finland and check in on how they're doing, because Iron Sky is not healthy. The Boys From Brazil is not healthy either, but it was the late 70s and drugs were a thing. Anywhozlebee, make sure you all scrape your shoes off before entering your home, Nazi scum gets on everything.

As if there wasn't enough to be anxious about when flying, now we have to add puns and bad acting to the list. Have fun saying all the lines out loud from Airplane! as we recollect our favourite bits. Also I think we should all be wondering what we'd do if Sam Jackson suddenly appeared in our living rooms telling us to do what he says to live. It's a choice I hope you never have to make, but like probably more possible than being struck by lightning. (*citation needed)

The group emerges from Halloween with their continuing exploration of just what the hell was going on with the 70s. The grossest decade some might say . . .although those people may not have sat through Jimmy Fallon in a feature role. We had some zoom issues which shortened things a bit this week, but if you stay any longer in Marty Scorsese's world you're liable to catch something. #releasethenofalloncut

Well we did it everyone! We successfully did a whole month of Halloween Horror and managed to make it mostly about Christmas. I hope everyone is very impressed with themselves. Rob Feetham of The R.I.P. Podcast joins the gang to lend some form of credibility to the proceedings. The zoom calls are coming from inside the house!

The group continues to bumble their way through Halloween by watching mostly Christmas films. What is more terrifying here: an amorphous shapeshifting alien species that can mimic any living thing with incredible precision and blend in without raising suspicion to itself, or a young man so decided on making a random woman his wife that he reads her texts over her shoulder hatches a plan to force her into falling in love with him?

The boys dive into Halloween and Krampus in a special holiday themed spooptacle. No not the recent Halloween, and not Halloweens 2 through 36 either, it's the original one. And no, not Krampus: The Christmas Devil, nor Krampus: The Devil Returns. Also not Krampus Origins or Krampus Unleashed. The Krampus from 2015. And not Krampus: The Reckoning from 2015 . . . the one with Adam Scott.