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Do you like poop jokes? Do you like dirty sex jokes? Do you like subversive racial commentary within a satirical Western framework?! Then run don't walk to this episode and get some. Mel . . .hook us up with Cary.

The bright lights, the dry air, the free drinks. Vegas. Where else is the American Dream bigger or better? Enter a pauper and leave a king. Or lose everything and continue the cycle of perpetual wage servitude . . . VEGAS BABY! Erin Maxfield joins us to explain why she's now seen one of these films THREE TIMES.

Sonny Liston called Muhammad Ali a "Million Dollar Baby" leading up to their heavyweight bout in an attempt to paint Ali as a nothing underdog, Ali would go on to win that fight. This week on the pod we compare heavyweight champion Million Dollar Baby and all of its mumblemouthed acting with heavyweight everyman Kevin James and his UFC ad/film Here Comes the Boom, and similar underdog tones start to appear. Will it be a K/O in the first round? Or can these competitors go the distance?!

Who doesn't love film adaptations of table top roleplaying adventures? Turns out most people. Who woulda thought the most interesting visual effect of your $45 million project would be a tub filled with oatmeal made to look like a carpet. More riveting commentary like this if you just click play!!!!!!

On this, the day after international love day, we bring you an episode with as much heart as possible. One heart can split and bring its love a strength to those it touches, and the other is 3 hours long. Honestly might be one of the most romantic weeks we've ever done, what with Mel and Murron and then Dennis Quaid and Sean Connery. HOT. Special guest Brendan Green joins us with his film picks to beef up our fantasy/medieval adventure catalogue.

What's funnier than a homeless boy befriending a vagabond hockey playing/skateboarding chimpanzee? Daniel having to sit through it. What's funnier than humanity's gradual destruction of nature and it's perfect balance? Nothing. That shit's not funny. This week, we sit down with Dr. Jane Goodall to discuss apes and their acting capabilities. (Note: Dr. Jane Goodall will be played by Jack Rennie, Sean Jacklin, and Daniel Benoit).

Did you want to watch a goat give a man the peanut butter treatment? Did you want to watch Ron Jeremy exist? We sure didn't, but hey we did it for YOU! That's the dedication, the art, the craftsmanship that you can only get from OUR dissection of these two . . . films that were made by people that got pay cheques. Hollyweird, amirite?

Welcome to Season 2! "Wait they had a season 1?" is what you might be asking, and to that we say "what even is a season. man?" Well for us it means watching two movies that strike eerily at the condition of humanity in the past, present, and future . . . don't worry it's funny.

How do you say goodbye to the year that just won't quit? By watching two movies with the same mantra. Think of the lives that could have been saved if the millions of dollars invested in one of these films had instead gone to funding a socialized healthcare system or something like that? Oh well, Ashton needs a new car. Happy New Year everyone!! See you in 2021 for season 2!

All the guttural moans and grunts of one man's career packed into a single episode, gift wrapped, and placed in your stocking ready for Christmas Morning. You're welcome. Tim Allen may not be the best of us, but he's the Tim Allen we deserve and you'll like it. May your pagan solstice rituals be filled with joy, Happy Saturnalia everyone!