Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 20

Local Legends and a Disappointing Pot

Well, here we are, Episode 20! Sorry it’s a little late but while editing, I deleted everything because I am a dumb stupid poopy head according to sources close to the matter. Anyway, we’ve come a long way (name of my sex tape, naturally). I wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you for listening and supporting our show. We are hitting our stride and we have made a lot of new friends. We can’t wait for the next few episodes coming out but in the meantime, we thought we drop an episode with a couple of different stories that weren’t quite heavy enough for their own show. Think of them as a little legends that could… but didn’t. Please drop us a review on iTunes, donate to our equipment and travel fund, or just tell someone that we exist. We are an independent show and we plan to keep it that way. Thank you for listening and thank you for reading.

Respectfully,

Sarge

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Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Episode 20

Local Legends and a Disappointing Pot

Well, here we are, Episode 20! Sorry it’s a little late but while editing, I deleted everything because I am a dumb stupid poopy head according to sources close to the matter. Anyway, we’ve come a long way (name of my sex tape, naturally). I wanted to take this opportunity to thank all of you for listening and supporting our show. We are hitting our stride and we have made a lot of new friends. We can’t wait for the next few episodes coming out but in the meantime, we thought we drop an episode with a couple of different stories that weren’t quite heavy enough for their own show. Think of them as a little legends that could… but didn’t. Please drop us a review on iTunes, donate to our equipment and travel fund, or just tell someone that we exist. We are an independent show and we plan to keep it that way. Thank you for listening and thank you for reading.

Respectfully,

Sarge

Instagram.com/sargethedestroyer

Youtube.com/sargethedestroyer

Patreon.com/sargethedestroyer

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal Episode 19

Possession is the mother of invention, probably?

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Welcome back to the CGS blog, y’all. On this episode we cover possession. Specifically the possession of a young woman from 1675 in Colonial Massachusetts. Elizabeth was haunted by demons or more likely, not haunted by demons because demons aren’t real and neither is climate change. I’m kidding of course. Demons are very real. Just ask anyone who’s been to a methed out small town in Missouri… relax, I also believe that climate change is real and caused, in part, by cow farts in a hilariously sad turn of events.

Anyway, possession is terrifying. Imagine, your body is invaded by horrible entities hell-bent on destroying everything that’s good. This must be what it’s like to attend a gangbang at a Q Anon convention. But in all seriousness, demonic possession is a terrifying concept, also like a room full of people who think Q Anon is real. We did some digging and Jordan provided some great research with the help of his Cuban body double and my badass brother-in-law. We have some theories but you’ll have to listen for all the gory details.

What I wanted to talk about here is the idea of losing control. Some people wouldn’t necessarily be bothered by that but as a control freak, I can say unequivocally that a total loss of control is my number one fear, followed closely by spiders who can teleport. I know what your thinking but science is discovering new things all the time, you guys.

Imagine you’re just laying on a bed. You can’t move. You can’t speak for yourself. Some terrible evil force is speaking and acting on your behalf. Everyone around you looks upon you with derision, fear, or pity. As much as you want to break free and refute the horrible things you hear, all you can do is sit back and watch as much of what defines you is chipped away by sentient malignance. I feel like a lot of us probably know what that’s like, more so now than ever before. Anyway, it’s a scary concept. On that depressing note, hope you like the show!

Hugs and Kisses,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal Episode 19

Possession is the mother of invention, probably?

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Welcome back to the CGS blog, y’all. On this episode we cover possession. Specifically the possession of a young woman from 1675 in Colonial Massachusetts. Elizabeth was haunted by demons or more likely, not haunted by demons because demons aren’t real and neither is climate change. I’m kidding of course. Demons are very real. Just ask anyone who’s been to a methed out small town in Missouri… relax, I also believe that climate change is real and caused, in part, by cow farts in a hilariously sad turn of events.

Anyway, possession is terrifying. Imagine, your body is invaded by horrible entities hell-bent on destroying everything that’s good. This must be what it’s like to attend a gangbang at a Q Anon convention. But in all seriousness, demonic possession is a terrifying concept, also like a room full of people who think Q Anon is real. We did some digging and Jordan provided some great research with the help of his Cuban body double and my badass brother-in-law. We have some theories but you’ll have to listen for all the gory details.

What I wanted to talk about here is the idea of losing control. Some people wouldn’t necessarily be bothered by that but as a control freak, I can say unequivocally that a total loss of control is my number one fear, followed closely by spiders who can teleport. I know what your thinking but science is discovering new things all the time, you guys.

Imagine you’re just laying on a bed. You can’t move. You can’t speak for yourself. Some terrible evil force is speaking and acting on your behalf. Everyone around you looks upon you with derision, fear, or pity. As much as you want to break free and refute the horrible things you hear, all you can do is sit back and watch as much of what defines you is chipped away by sentient malignance. I feel like a lot of us probably know what that’s like, more so now than ever before. Anyway, it’s a scary concept. On that depressing note, hope you like the show!

Hugs and Kisses,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal -Episode 18

Guam’s Got Ghosts

Well, here we are at episode 18. This one took a long time to get released because I was working on a project in Atlanta. While I was there, I was supposed to be meeting some famous people but they mysteriously came down with a case of “We Were Lied To By A Total Jackass”. No harm done though. We made some awesome friends, we berated an 18-year-old boy to the point of tears, and learned that a woman can definitely sexually assault a man… multiple times… one time while we were filming her.

Anyway, we recorded this one a while ago but we are just getting around to releasing it. Now that I know how to edit audio files, we expect to be releasing more regularly. This was a tough one so you better like it because I worked on this beast for a whole 4 hours on our brand-new, state of the art computer.

It this episode, we talk about folklore from a distant land that is still under U.S. control for… reasons. We were joined by the lovely and talented Katrina. You can find her here: https://www.instagram.com/katrinathatsit/ or here: https://twitter.com/katrinathatsit. She told us about her family’s experiences, people with magic hair, and dudes with evil penises. It’s fun for the whole family, except your children. I cannot stress enough how important it is that your children do not listen to Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal. They will ask tough questions and lord knows you don’t want to answer them with a police officer present because your kid was telling everyone at show and tell about “Splitting a Tangerine” (See Dyatlov Pass Episode). Thanks for reading this, thanks for listening to us, and have a beautiful day.

Love,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal -Episode 18

Guam’s Got Ghosts

Well, here we are at episode 18. This one took a long time to get released because I was working on a project in Atlanta. While I was there, I was supposed to be meeting some famous people but they mysteriously came down with a case of “We Were Lied To By A Total Jackass”. No harm done though. We made some awesome friends, we berated an 18-year-old boy to the point of tears, and learned that a woman can definitely sexually assault a man… multiple times… one time while we were filming her.

Anyway, we recorded this one a while ago but we are just getting around to releasing it. Now that I know how to edit audio files, we expect to be releasing more regularly. This was a tough one so you better like it because I worked on this beast for a whole 4 hours on our brand-new, state of the art computer.

It this episode, we talk about folklore from a distant land that is still under U.S. control for… reasons. We were joined by the lovely and talented Katrina. You can find her here: https://www.instagram.com/katrinathatsit/ or here: https://twitter.com/katrinathatsit. She told us about her family’s experiences, people with magic hair, and dudes with evil penises. It’s fun for the whole family, except your children. I cannot stress enough how important it is that your children do not listen to Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal. They will ask tough questions and lord knows you don’t want to answer them with a police officer present because your kid was telling everyone at show and tell about “Splitting a Tangerine” (See Dyatlov Pass Episode). Thanks for reading this, thanks for listening to us, and have a beautiful day.

Love,

Sarge

Episode 17- Betty and Barney Hill: If You Love The Colors Brown And Green, You’re Going To Love New Hampshire

Welcome back to the CGS blog. This episode is the second part of Betty and Barney Hill’s incredible story. In the first episode we talk about what supposedly happened. In this episode we break down the aftermath. Barney Hill was a broken shell of a man when he passed away. Betty hung on to her story but as time passed, she became somewhat discredited due to her increasingly bizarre behavior. This abduction story brought both Betty and Barney nothing but misery.

As I thought about their story, I began to think about the challenges of telling your story. As a veteran, there are few things worse than being suspected of stolen valor. For those who don’t know, stolen valor is the act of inventing military service or at least embellishing it. This isn’t a new phenomenon, it’s just a new name. History is littered with the stories of men who pretended to be something more than they were.

My military service up until 2013 was unremarkable. I didn’t single handedly charge a bunker with nothing but an MRE spoon. I didn’t rescue hostages from an LA high-rise while fighting off terrorists with vaguely German accents. Until the day of the Boston Marathon Bombing, I assumed my career would end with a whimper, not a bang.

After the bombing, I experienced a crazy chain of events that led to me receiving an award, along with 20 other soldiers, from the General of the Massachusetts Army National Guard. I wrote about it on www.thebrandedsports.com. I also took a picture of the award and the accompanying documents because I was certain that no one would believe me.

Recently on Twitter, I was called a “fake ass veteran” by another vet. The fear struck me immediately. I was ready to drop pictures and documents. I was ready to call out names, places, and dates that only veterans would know. Then I stopped myself. There are enough people in the world who know who I am and what I’ve done. There are over 160 soldiers who knew my name because we worked together for years.

Betty and Barney didn’t have that. They didn’t have pieces of alien technology. There were no cell phone images. There were no witnesses. All they had were foggy memories and their own unanswered questions. I think every single person in the US can identify with that feeling in one way or another. Regardless of your beliefs, you have experienced the specter of others doubting your sincerity probably more so now than at any other time in American history. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the episode.

Sincerely,

Sarge

Episode 17- Betty and Barney Hill: If You Love The Colors Brown And Green, You’re Going To Love New Hampshire

Welcome back to the CGS blog. This episode is the second part of Betty and Barney Hill’s incredible story. In the first episode we talk about what supposedly happened. In this episode we break down the aftermath. Barney Hill was a broken shell of a man when he passed away. Betty hung on to her story but as time passed, she became somewhat discredited due to her increasingly bizarre behavior. This abduction story brought both Betty and Barney nothing but misery.

As I thought about their story, I began to think about the challenges of telling your story. As a veteran, there are few things worse than being suspected of stolen valor. For those who don’t know, stolen valor is the act of inventing military service or at least embellishing it. This isn’t a new phenomenon, it’s just a new name. History is littered with the stories of men who pretended to be something more than they were.

My military service up until 2013 was unremarkable. I didn’t single handedly charge a bunker with nothing but an MRE spoon. I didn’t rescue hostages from an LA high-rise while fighting off terrorists with vaguely German accents. Until the day of the Boston Marathon Bombing, I assumed my career would end with a whimper, not a bang.

After the bombing, I experienced a crazy chain of events that led to me receiving an award, along with 20 other soldiers, from the General of the Massachusetts Army National Guard. I wrote about it on www.thebrandedsports.com. I also took a picture of the award and the accompanying documents because I was certain that no one would believe me.

Recently on Twitter, I was called a “fake ass veteran” by another vet. The fear struck me immediately. I was ready to drop pictures and documents. I was ready to call out names, places, and dates that only veterans would know. Then I stopped myself. There are enough people in the world who know who I am and what I’ve done. There are over 160 soldiers who knew my name because we worked together for years.

Betty and Barney didn’t have that. They didn’t have pieces of alien technology. There were no cell phone images. There were no witnesses. All they had were foggy memories and their own unanswered questions. I think every single person in the US can identify with that feeling in one way or another. Regardless of your beliefs, you have experienced the specter of others doubting your sincerity probably more so now than at any other time in American history. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the episode.

Sincerely,

Sarge

Episode 16- Betty and Barney Hill: Abduction and Racist Mountain Names

Wow I fucking loved this episode. We recorded with very small live audience of some really good friends of ours. We laughed, we cried, we broke someone by accident. I hope you like it as much as we liked making it. We picked this story for one reason, it was about alien abduction. I mean, we’ve covered some nightmare fuel in the past, mysterious deaths, randomly catching fire, Maynerd’s sex swing. However, all things considered, being abducted, paralyzed, and turned into a human sock puppet by some intergalactic pervert can fuck ALL the way off. I don’t even like the TSA and those weirdos only traveled like 3 miles from home to see my naked ass in that weird x-ray machine. Can you imagine how fucking weird you have to be to fly across the goddamn universe to play “hide the fist” in some unsuspecting mountain folks? We’re talking next level.

Anyway, I don’t mean to make light of the very real belief that these two folks had that they were abducted. In some ways I am empathetic. In other ways, I can’t stop thinking about being strapped down and stabbed with needles through my belly-button. I know some people pay good money for that kind of action but count me out. From now on, when I’m driving up in the mountains, I got one hand on the steering wheel and one hand on a roll of tin foil. Apparently, nothing scares off the CIA, Aliens, and stable sexual partners like Reynold Wrap* (we’re shooting for a sponsorship).

Thanks for reading, thanks for listening, and thanks for being Supernormal.

Love Sarge

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https://www.instagram.com/sargethedestroyer/

https://www.youtube.com/sargethedestroyer

https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer

Episode 16- Betty and Barney Hill: Abduction and Racist Mountain Names

Wow I fucking loved this episode. We recorded with very small live audience of some really good friends of ours. We laughed, we cried, we broke someone by accident. I hope you like it as much as we liked making it. We picked this story for one reason, it was about alien abduction. I mean, we’ve covered some nightmare fuel in the past, mysterious deaths, randomly catching fire, Maynerd’s sex swing. However, all things considered, being abducted, paralyzed, and turned into a human sock puppet by some intergalactic pervert can fuck ALL the way off. I don’t even like the TSA and those weirdos only traveled like 3 miles from home to see my naked ass in that weird x-ray machine. Can you imagine how fucking weird you have to be to fly across the goddamn universe to play “hide the fist” in some unsuspecting mountain folks? We’re talking next level.

Anyway, I don’t mean to make light of the very real belief that these two folks had that they were abducted. In some ways I am empathetic. In other ways, I can’t stop thinking about being strapped down and stabbed with needles through my belly-button. I know some people pay good money for that kind of action but count me out. From now on, when I’m driving up in the mountains, I got one hand on the steering wheel and one hand on a roll of tin foil. Apparently, nothing scares off the CIA, Aliens, and stable sexual partners like Reynold Wrap* (we’re shooting for a sponsorship).

Thanks for reading, thanks for listening, and thanks for being Supernormal.

Love Sarge

https://twitter.com/@bastardprophet

https://www.instagram.com/sargethedestroyer/

https://www.youtube.com/sargethedestroyer

https://www.patreon.com/Sargethedestroyer