Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Ep. 29

The Servant Girl Annihilator! – Gloryholes, Bailey Jay… again, and Schrodinger's fingerprints

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Well, it’s been a fucking lifetime since we had an episode release. As two out of the three of us are essential employees and Maynerd working hard from home, we were unable to get to our show. As we’ve not gotten a little more stable, we’re ready to make love to your earholes with our voices. Today’s topic is THE SERVANT GIRL ANNIHILATOR! One of the most horrific aspects of this story is the incredible amounts of racism exhibited by the people who investigated the crimes. Some things never change, unfortunately.

Be Safe,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal Ep. 29

The Servant Girl Annihilator! – Gloryholes, Bailey Jay… again, and Schrodinger's fingerprints

https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal

https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Well, it’s been a fucking lifetime since we had an episode release. As two out of the three of us are essential employees and Maynerd working hard from home, we were unable to get to our show. As we’ve not gotten a little more stable, we’re ready to make love to your earholes with our voices. Today’s topic is THE SERVANT GIRL ANNIHILATOR! One of the most horrific aspects of this story is the incredible amounts of racism exhibited by the people who investigated the crimes. Some things never change, unfortunately.

Be Safe,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal EP-28 REMIX!

The Bermuda Triangle: Charcoal Drawings, Sanitary Napkins, and The Sinky Cyclops

https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

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Guys… we fudged up. We thought the audio was too quiet on the first Bermuda Triangle episode so we rerecorded it. However, Maynerd found it accidentally, edited it accidentally, and I released it… accidentally. The bad news is, we dropped the wrong episode, the good news is, we have two episodes! Some of the jokes are the same but some are very different and so it’s mildly funny… I think. You be the judge. I hope you like it. Same story, different jokes. It’s a CGS REMIX and not a big dumb mistake on my part. Is this one better, you be the judge but if we’re guilty, I will appeal.

Love,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal EP-28 REMIX!

The Bermuda Triangle: Charcoal Drawings, Sanitary Napkins, and The Sinky Cyclops

https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal

Guys… we fudged up. We thought the audio was too quiet on the first Bermuda Triangle episode so we rerecorded it. However, Maynerd found it accidentally, edited it accidentally, and I released it… accidentally. The bad news is, we dropped the wrong episode, the good news is, we have two episodes! Some of the jokes are the same but some are very different and so it’s mildly funny… I think. You be the judge. I hope you like it. Same story, different jokes. It’s a CGS REMIX and not a big dumb mistake on my part. Is this one better, you be the judge but if we’re guilty, I will appeal.

Love,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal

Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins

https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Welcome back to the CGS Blog! Holy shit, a lot has changed since we released our last episode. Jordan dropped something like 240 pounds, Maynerd and I sang a ballad, and the new Trolls movie came out! Honestly, I think we’re all in a weird place right now but keep your chin up. We’ll get through this together, one dick joke at a time.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about one of the most enduring mysteries of the modern world. That’s right gang, there’s a place on earth where many things enter and never see the light of day again (*name of my sex tape). We’re talking about the MOTHERF***ING BERMUDA TRIANGLE! Is it really everything it’s all chocked up to be? No, no it is not, but tune in anyway because you knew damn well we didn’t believe in that nonsense.

The reason the Bermuda Triangle is such a powerful story is because much like all the things that truly scare us, it involves uncertainty. Not only do we not know what will happen when you disappear but you don’t even know if you’ll disappear if you’re unlucky enough to pass through it. It’s like when you were a kid and got in trouble at school. As the principal very thoroughly describes your epic upper-decker in the teacher’s bathroom. You’re sitting there sweating, not worried about getting suspended, you’re worried about what your parents are gonna do to you when you get home. I mean, it doesn’t get more primal than that. The Bermuda Triangle is like a well planned but poorly executed upper-decker… kinda.

Anyway, we hope you enjoy the show. Also, we hope you pay a visit to our new T-Spring shop to get your official CGS merch. There’s a mug with my mug on it. Buy it, drink your morning coffee out of it while I silently scream at your eggs. Here’s the link: https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal

Be safe, we love you all.

Sarge

*music from www.bensound.com

Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal

Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins

https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Welcome back to the CGS Blog! Holy shit, a lot has changed since we released our last episode. Jordan dropped something like 240 pounds, Maynerd and I sang a ballad, and the new Trolls movie came out! Honestly, I think we’re all in a weird place right now but keep your chin up. We’ll get through this together, one dick joke at a time.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about one of the most enduring mysteries of the modern world. That’s right gang, there’s a place on earth where many things enter and never see the light of day again (*name of my sex tape). We’re talking about the MOTHERF***ING BERMUDA TRIANGLE! Is it really everything it’s all chocked up to be? No, no it is not, but tune in anyway because you knew damn well we didn’t believe in that nonsense.

The reason the Bermuda Triangle is such a powerful story is because much like all the things that truly scare us, it involves uncertainty. Not only do we not know what will happen when you disappear but you don’t even know if you’ll disappear if you’re unlucky enough to pass through it. It’s like when you were a kid and got in trouble at school. As the principal very thoroughly describes your epic upper-decker in the teacher’s bathroom. You’re sitting there sweating, not worried about getting suspended, you’re worried about what your parents are gonna do to you when you get home. I mean, it doesn’t get more primal than that. The Bermuda Triangle is like a well planned but poorly executed upper-decker… kinda.

Anyway, we hope you enjoy the show. Also, we hope you pay a visit to our new T-Spring shop to get your official CGS merch. There’s a mug with my mug on it. Buy it, drink your morning coffee out of it while I silently scream at your eggs. Here’s the link: https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal

Be safe, we love you all.

Sarge

*music from www.bensound.com

CGS Blog Episode 27

Cropsey - Urban Legends, South Sides of Towns, and Coke Pockets

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https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Welcome back to the CGS blog. We got a crazy episode for you. It’s got true crime, urban legends, and dick news, like usual. We had a lot of fun recording this one and with any luck, you’re never going to see Newark Airport the same way again. Laura joined us again because frankly, she’s the only mature adult we know.

Cropsey is a scary topic because it takes all the elements from the urban legends you know and makes them terrifyingly real because the guy from the lunatic asylum is actually stealing kids. There is some speculation as to whether the subject of this show is really a killer or not. We aren’t police, forensic pathologists, or responsible adults so we encourage you to actually watch the documentary entitled Cropsey, listen to our podcast, and then come to your own conclusions. This show was sourced mostly from the documentary and news articles about the story. We hope you like it or at least tolerate it. Have a great week and remember… THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Love,

Sarge

CGS Blog Episode 27

Cropsey - Urban Legends, South Sides of Towns, and Coke Pockets

www.Patreon.com/sargethedestroyer

https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer

Welcome back to the CGS blog. We got a crazy episode for you. It’s got true crime, urban legends, and dick news, like usual. We had a lot of fun recording this one and with any luck, you’re never going to see Newark Airport the same way again. Laura joined us again because frankly, she’s the only mature adult we know.

Cropsey is a scary topic because it takes all the elements from the urban legends you know and makes them terrifyingly real because the guy from the lunatic asylum is actually stealing kids. There is some speculation as to whether the subject of this show is really a killer or not. We aren’t police, forensic pathologists, or responsible adults so we encourage you to actually watch the documentary entitled Cropsey, listen to our podcast, and then come to your own conclusions. This show was sourced mostly from the documentary and news articles about the story. We hope you like it or at least tolerate it. Have a great week and remember… THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Love,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal – EP 26

False Flags: Torpedoes, Exploding Toilets, and Scary Weather

Welcome back to the CGS Blog. We took a little hiatus after the new year because I started a new job and a new semester at school. Sorry for the delay and thank you for coming back. This episode covers a topic near and dear to my heart. False Flag is a term used all too often these days. Our friends over at Infowars would have you believe that the US government is somehow capable of killing people without repercussions but after listening to our past failures I think you’ll find that it’s highly unlikely that 9/11 was a inside job when we couldn’t even attempt to kill Castro without our drooling, lazy asses finding out about it.

I get it. It’s comforting to think that the US Government is somehow capable of carrying out nefarious acts of domestic terrorism instead of being the incessantly incompetent mountain of red tape and inanity that they actually are. It is better to assume we faked the moon landing than to admit that we sent three guys to land on a close celestial body with no confidence that those guys would come back as anything other than an overcooked flambe. Better that they killed Kennedy than to have no idea how a meek little dipshit could pick him off from the window of a book dump in Texas. Better to have FEMA camps than a collection of poorly built training bases on underfunded National Guard Bases. Well, I got bad news for you, fam, our Government is chock full of morons and dipshits. We can’t even come up with a coherent tax code let alone a simple plan for world domination. This episode should ease your fears of a deep state conspiracy. We don’t seem capable of making a deep-dish pizza without fucking it up but you do you, Q-Anon.

Hugs and Kisses,

Sarge

Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal – EP 26

False Flags: Torpedoes, Exploding Toilets, and Scary Weather

Welcome back to the CGS Blog. We took a little hiatus after the new year because I started a new job and a new semester at school. Sorry for the delay and thank you for coming back. This episode covers a topic near and dear to my heart. False Flag is a term used all too often these days. Our friends over at Infowars would have you believe that the US government is somehow capable of killing people without repercussions but after listening to our past failures I think you’ll find that it’s highly unlikely that 9/11 was a inside job when we couldn’t even attempt to kill Castro without our drooling, lazy asses finding out about it.

I get it. It’s comforting to think that the US Government is somehow capable of carrying out nefarious acts of domestic terrorism instead of being the incessantly incompetent mountain of red tape and inanity that they actually are. It is better to assume we faked the moon landing than to admit that we sent three guys to land on a close celestial body with no confidence that those guys would come back as anything other than an overcooked flambe. Better that they killed Kennedy than to have no idea how a meek little dipshit could pick him off from the window of a book dump in Texas. Better to have FEMA camps than a collection of poorly built training bases on underfunded National Guard Bases. Well, I got bad news for you, fam, our Government is chock full of morons and dipshits. We can’t even come up with a coherent tax code let alone a simple plan for world domination. This episode should ease your fears of a deep state conspiracy. We don’t seem capable of making a deep-dish pizza without fucking it up but you do you, Q-Anon.

Hugs and Kisses,

Sarge