Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal

Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal

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Citizen's Guide To The Supernormal episodes

  • The Adrenochrome Conspiracy: QAnon, Anti-Semitism, and Beliving Nonsense
    In this episode, we cover one of the core tenets of the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. It's just as stupid as you think it is...
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    Sources:
    https://newrepublic.com/article/159529/qanon-blood-libel-satanic-panic
    http://marcuse.faculty.history.ucsb.edu/classes/33d/projects/protzion/DelaCruzProtocolsMain.htm
    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/08/conspiracy-theory-rule-them-all/615550/
    https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4750?gclid=Cj0KCQiAst2BBhDJARIsAGo2ldUBdcm3y1dy0BiwtYzGRauWGUbq4DBchGDKrUfH0k8geR9Ey8AQbnAaAuG6EALw_wcB
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-qanon-became-obsessed-with-adrenochrome-an-imaginary-drug-hollywood-is-harvesting-from-kids
    https://www.wired.com/story/opinion-the-dark-virality-of-a-hollywood-blood-harvesting-conspiracy/
    1 hr 14 min
  • Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Spectres, Turning Purple, And Blind Love (2)
    Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Specters, Turning Purple, and Blind Love
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    Welcome back to Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal, Episode 33. In this Episode, special guest Octopus Caveman, (https://twitter.com/OctopusCaveman) joins us to talk about the ghost of America’s tallest ghost, Abraham Lincoln. Are the stories true? Is Lincoln haunting the White House? Who knows, enjoy the show, it gets off the rails quickly. Enjoy the show!
    1 hr 20 min
  • Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Spectres, Turning Purple, And Blind Love (2)
    Lincoln's Ghost - Presidential Specters, Turning Purple, and Blind Love
    PATREON GOAL: https://store.marilynmanson.com/products/double-cross-sex-toy-kit
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    Welcome back to Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal, Episode 33. In this Episode, special guest Octopus Caveman, (https://twitter.com/OctopusCaveman) joins us to talk about the ghost of America’s tallest ghost, Abraham Lincoln. Are the stories true? Is Lincoln haunting the White House? Who knows, enjoy the show, it gets off the rails quickly. Enjoy the show!
    1 hr 20 min
  • The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms
    Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal - Episode 32
    The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms
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    Welcome back to the Citizen’s Guide blog. First of all, sorry we took so long to get back on track but if I’m being honest, it has been a year. Our podcast Twitter was recently suspended for unknown reasons but thanks to Maynerd’s quick thinking, we’re back like cooked crack, y’all. Check us out at https://twitter.com/CGSuperNormal?s=09.
    This episode was a bit of a departure from our usual fare but somehow it was still pretty “on brand” as people that I hate would say. In this episode we cover a legendary curse from a storied series of films with an unintentional body count higher than a Trump Rally, RIP Big Herm. That’s right, we’re talking about the curse of Poltergeist! I won’t spoil the fun but a lot of people died and one guy definitely regrets buying a dead kid’s doll.
    While you listen, consider the power of coincidence. If I told you that 4 people from the 1960 film Ocean’s 11 are dead, you wouldn’t be surprised but if I told you that 4 people from a movie made in 1982 are now dead, it’s a little more curious. People die all the time but when it happens right after a movie is made, the normal becomes… supernormal.
    1 hr 1 min
  • The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms
    Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal - Episode 32
    The Poltergeist Curse: 80s parents, Major Dad, and dick arms
    https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal
    https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
    Welcome back to the Citizen’s Guide blog. First of all, sorry we took so long to get back on track but if I’m being honest, it has been a year. Our podcast Twitter was recently suspended for unknown reasons but thanks to Maynerd’s quick thinking, we’re back like cooked crack, y’all. Check us out at https://twitter.com/CGSuperNormal?s=09.
    This episode was a bit of a departure from our usual fare but somehow it was still pretty “on brand” as people that I hate would say. In this episode we cover a legendary curse from a storied series of films with an unintentional body count higher than a Trump Rally, RIP Big Herm. That’s right, we’re talking about the curse of Poltergeist! I won’t spoil the fun but a lot of people died and one guy definitely regrets buying a dead kid’s doll.
    While you listen, consider the power of coincidence. If I told you that 4 people from the 1960 film Ocean’s 11 are dead, you wouldn’t be surprised but if I told you that 4 people from a movie made in 1982 are now dead, it’s a little more curious. People die all the time but when it happens right after a movie is made, the normal becomes… supernormal.
    1 hr 1 min
  • The Great Barrington Event; Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Dildos
    Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal
    Episode 31- The Great Barrington Event: Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Sex Toys
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    Special Patreon Shoutout! - https://twitter.com/ObsidianShiv The best whip maker on Earth!
    Welcome back to the CGS blog. Where I get to wax philosophical about all things unexplained. In this week’s episode, we have a special guest, Ms. Tiffany Vanderlust or https://twitter.com/its_me_your_mom if you’re nasty. She joined us via the Zoom. In addition we had Ms. Laura and Jordan’s triumphant return. Jordan did some extensive research and we rewarded that by interrupting him throughout the entire show. I’m especially excited about this episode because we discuss a topic near and dear to my heart, giant sex toys. The beginning of the show, we talk about aliens or whatever but at the end of the show, known as “segment 3” (little inside baseball for all you non-podcasters out there) we do our favorite segment, Dick News! This is a meaty subject to be sure and we approach it with all the weight that it deserves. So, strap on and get ready because it’s gonna be a wild ride that leaves you wanting more and also wanting a sandwich and maybe a nap.
    We love you,
    Sarge
    1 hr 5 min
  • The Great Barrington Event; Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Dildos
    Citizen’s Guide to the Supernormal
    Episode 31- The Great Barrington Event: Corn, Butternuts, and 40 Pound Sex Toys
    https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
    https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal
    Special Patreon Shoutout! - https://twitter.com/ObsidianShiv The best whip maker on Earth!
    Welcome back to the CGS blog. Where I get to wax philosophical about all things unexplained. In this week’s episode, we have a special guest, Ms. Tiffany Vanderlust or https://twitter.com/its_me_your_mom if you’re nasty. She joined us via the Zoom. In addition we had Ms. Laura and Jordan’s triumphant return. Jordan did some extensive research and we rewarded that by interrupting him throughout the entire show. I’m especially excited about this episode because we discuss a topic near and dear to my heart, giant sex toys. The beginning of the show, we talk about aliens or whatever but at the end of the show, known as “segment 3” (little inside baseball for all you non-podcasters out there) we do our favorite segment, Dick News! This is a meaty subject to be sure and we approach it with all the weight that it deserves. So, strap on and get ready because it’s gonna be a wild ride that leaves you wanting more and also wanting a sandwich and maybe a nap.
    We love you,
    Sarge
    1 hr 5 min
  • The Axman of New Orleans: House Axes, The Black Hand, and Jazzin’ it into the good towels
    Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal
    Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins
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    https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal
    Well, we finally released another episode and it didn’t take us a month. That sounds like progress to me. This is another true crime episode and it’s got a spooky scary monster who used old-timey bible terms and loved Jazz. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear the Axman of New Orleans was Mike Pence. I know what you’re thinking, “why do you have to bring politics into this?” To that I respond, Mike Pence obviously likes Jazz. I mean, look at him. No one with eyes that dead hasn’t slowly masturbated to Miles Davis’ Kind Of Blue.
    Anyway, in researching this story, my biggest take away is that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Sure, fewer and fewer killers are trafficking in ax murders but it might come as no surprise that people in America have always been obsessed with race and immigrants. Much like today’s right wing quixotically fighting against migrants from south of Texas, early 19th century had a complicated relationship with another group of folks speaking a latin-based language, the dreaded Italian… which sounds like a super filling Subway Sandwich… great now I’m hungry. I won’t spoil the ending for you but this episode has some pretty interesting factors that led us down some weird roads. I hope you like the episode and I hope you’re staying safe.
    Be safe, we love you all.
    Sarge
    50 min
  • The Axman of New Orleans: House Axes, The Black Hand, and Jazzin’ it into the good towels
    Citizen’s Guide To The Supernormal
    Episode 28 - The Bermuda Triangle: Atlantis, Poorly Made Boats, and Sanitary Napkins
    https://allmylinks.com/sargethedestroyer
    https://teespring.com/stores/citizensguidetothesupernormal
    Well, we finally released another episode and it didn’t take us a month. That sounds like progress to me. This is another true crime episode and it’s got a spooky scary monster who used old-timey bible terms and loved Jazz. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear the Axman of New Orleans was Mike Pence. I know what you’re thinking, “why do you have to bring politics into this?” To that I respond, Mike Pence obviously likes Jazz. I mean, look at him. No one with eyes that dead hasn’t slowly masturbated to Miles Davis’ Kind Of Blue.
    Anyway, in researching this story, my biggest take away is that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Sure, fewer and fewer killers are trafficking in ax murders but it might come as no surprise that people in America have always been obsessed with race and immigrants. Much like today’s right wing quixotically fighting against migrants from south of Texas, early 19th century had a complicated relationship with another group of folks speaking a latin-based language, the dreaded Italian… which sounds like a super filling Subway Sandwich… great now I’m hungry. I won’t spoil the ending for you but this episode has some pretty interesting factors that led us down some weird roads. I hope you like the episode and I hope you’re staying safe.
    Be safe, we love you all.
    Sarge
    50 min

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This a podcast dedicated to the weird, unexplained, and all things sticky, stupid, and uncomfortable like a gloryhole in a nursing home.