Clam & Jackie Bam are going on a 9 month hiatus from September. We’ve been invited on an experimental pregnancy-residency on Mars or some shiet...

So please—enjoy our last (for now) mic'd up chat, wherein we discuss an excellent exhibition at the George Paton Gallery, the Victorian Pet Census, and a shocking mural controversy in St Kilda. We also check in with the GOAT Freddie Never about the cultural and spiritual significance of the Misc 2 Year Birthday Party.

Ciao for now!

The Gertrude Studio Program is one of Australia’s most highly regarded contemporary art residencies. This year, 182 artists applied, eight were selected, and ONE sat down with Clam & Jackie Bam to eat hot chips and shoot the sh*t. Narrm’s resident PC shock jocks were delighted to chat with Georgia Morgan aka @scorpiopork about art, intention, babies, Bondi, Judaism, Hinduism, trash, and more in this special un Extended audio commission. Special thanks to Aud Pfister :~)

World Class Sinners Clam & Jackie Bam take the mic again. These culture vultures are tireless, covering the Naarm's Aldi Dark Mofo, RISING, and HBO's contro The Idol. Plus they try solve the housing crisis.

It’s cold. The leaves are changing. Are you suffering from SAD (super aggressive desire to listen to Clam & Jackie Bam)? Us too. We’ve been soooo busy/ sad.
The cure is here.
TOPICS: Karen’s Diner triple date, Met Gala stuff, Ellery in Paris (even more of a scam than that Netflix show). Also: Aesop $3.7B sale fable (tortoise loses to hare testing corporation).

We were LIVE at MPAVILION on 04/03/23

Relive the magic with this recording

Not captured: Jackie Bam's Ozzy Osbourne style entrance- this time round, tearing the heads off of tiny Koala toys instead of a live bat.

Captured: everything else

BAZINGA WE’RE BACK

New year, same old Clam & Jackie Bam.

Except now we twitchin’! That’s right. Radio, old school, just like it always was. Except now it’s LIVE on Twitch TV and RECORDED wherever you get your radio shows. 

(British Accent) We discuss Alexander McQueen @ NGV and pay homage to Dame Vivienne Westwood. (End British accent). What’s allegedly in and out in 2023? Game show edition. And what the efff happened with the BIZARRRRRO Azaelia Banks tour? We poof the doof and attempt to discover some truth. 

Plus reviews of Power Without Glory (book) + the politics of Fitzroy North Korea local council drama. 

Mad love to our sexy new producer Ruby Schwartz and our forever stallion Martin Lazar.

BIG NEWS FOR YOU: WE ARE HAVING A LIVE SHOW / MASSIVE PARTY ON MARCH 4 AT MPAV FT. SLAMROSS1000, PONZU ISLAND AND KALYANI

Clam and Jackie Bam will return LIVE in 2023 on Twitch.

Until then, enjoy this little treat on us.

1. Theme Song

2. Fitzroy Pool Part 1 

3. Wine Drop Shipping 

4. Sally Olds 

5. Kelly’s Voicemail 1

6. Fitzroy Pool Part 2

7. Northcote Golf Course Campaign 

8. assmaster5000 

9. Church intro

10. The Baroness Trailer

11. One Dollar Phones

12. Kelly’s Voicemail 2

13. Grant Lottery

14. Chelsea of 99%

15. Baroque outro v2

16. BOND

17. Chanel

18. Butch Daitz Handbags

19. MJC

20. Kelly’s Voicemail 3

21. Swamp Monster

22. Bat Mitzvah Invitation

23. New Age Mega Sale

24. Lentl

25. Coburg Sex Toy Library

26. Vale Warnie (Part 1)

27. Lions Share

28. Slutty Dogs

29. Children's Steak

30. Kelly’s Voicemail 4

31. Vegan Bone Broth

32. DFSR

33. Spill the Milk

34. Melbourne Phone Book

36. Dental Dam Leaky Weir

35. Kelly’s Voicemail 5

37. Shmatte 

38. Dr Crystal’s Healing Vet Clinic

39. Crystal Balls

40. Uncle Tony’s Salty Delights

41. MILFRUN

42. 360 bed

43. Naarm eruption

44. Alien Sublet

45. Pussybells

46. Big Baguette Bakery

47. Interlude 1 

48. Deflation goggles

49. Mr Beaky interview 

50. Interlude 2

51. Melbourne Francophile Society

52. Interlude 3

53. Gag Hairdressing

54. Pap Shmear

55. Live Insurance

56. Flippys Plug

57. Peer pressure Dido

58. Poop 

Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL (is there any other way?!) on Thursday 20/10/22 on Crawl Radio. 

COME WATCH US "DJ" AT FLIPPY'S October 29, care of Audrey Schmidt/ DJ Dedications' Queerbait Residency.

THE WEATHER It’s getting wet and steamy. Sorry!!!! But it is.

DEAD DOG OP SHOP SCAM You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can run a sham animal charity from a Sydney Rd Op Shop if you commit to the bit hard enough. All dogs go to heaven, all proceeds go somewhere. We investigate.

BABY’S FIRST MINI SERIES The Jews run Hollywood, or at the very least, the Classic Elsternwick. We recap the premiere screening of Jackie Bam’s experimental TV show, Dvar. Feat. Martin Lazar.

CRITIC’S CORNER We discuss a controversial new article on the scourge of care discourse in the arts and the perils of credits and criticism (the author shall not be named in this caption).

CYBER INSECURITY DuckDuckGofuckyourself Optus.

TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT.

CLAM AND JACKIE BAM were rolling raw, uncut and LIVE on the CRAWL RADIO digital airwaves on 15/9/22. 

Where else can you hear about important shifts in the Australian industrial relations landscape alongside poly-commune proposals? We try to practice what we preach, btw. 

RIP QUEEN (NOT YOU) Monarchy death, discussed.