CLAM AND JACKIE BAM were BACK on air THURSDAY 11/8/22 5:30PM on Crawl Radio after a much needed hiatus. Where? Why? The details are none of your business.

MAROSKE MALL RATS: Your hosts report on our exclusive preview of an unreleased new collection that we saw first, by the Peechiest designers West of Sydney Rd. 

ACMI: Always Cool Movies Innit, Ayyy Cum’Ma Inside (for a film). Fed Square fantasies at LIGHT and MIFF. WOW.

INTO THE EVERYWHEN: Shahn Stewart and Eden Fiske are triple-threats: artists, lovers and now curators of a new smash hit Craft Victoria exhibition. Phone-in, with postscript by talking budgie Mr Beaky.

FREDDIE NEVER TELLS: Vibe check with our favourite club critic.

GREEN BAN: Longtime listeners will remember our early investigative journalism on the fight to open the Northcote Golf Course to the public. We’ve got updates…

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Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL (is there any other way?!) on 22/06/22 on Crawl Radio.

FREDDIE NEVER FORGETS Crawl Radio becomes a Temporary Autonomous Zone in Collingwood Yards as we welcome everybody’s favourite German anarchist club critic to the studio.

AN EXCITING AND VIVID INNER LIFE We review Melbourne’s it-literati star Paul Dalla Rosa’s new book of short stories. Let’s get alienated!

RIP HOSPOVOICE The “Netflix”-style hospitality union recently carked it. Have you ever cried in a walk-in fridge? Now there is no special union for you.

SOUL-STICE SEARCHING Your hosts attend a Roman winter solstice festival in the Brunswick East backwoods… there were dungeon synths, chicken heart skewers and a blazing minion effigy.

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Danke.

The Clam and Jackie Bam Show was on air again... LIVE at 5:30 PM on 27/5/22 on Crawl Radio.

SCHMATTES TALK: We discuss the Helmut Newton exhibition with the help of local historian Lesley Sharon Rosenthal, she of “​​Fabulous Frocks, Funky Fashion and Flinders Lane” book fame.

The Clam and Jackie Bam Show was on air again, man... LIVE at 5:30 PM on 3/8/22 Crawl Space Radio.

White (Passing) Dreads: Jackie-Bam, back from hiatus, reports on a secret society of staunch women in Newcastle. Clam also returns from deep in Fremantle’s Jungle Bar. Here’s an insight for weary travellers: a backpacker cosplay can work wonders for the soul.

Lentil as Nothing: Speaking of those spiritual creatures, guess which famous social enterprise closed up this week? Turns out lentil dahl is less liquid gold, more liquidation. Clam and Jackie discuss whether there really ever is such a thing as a free lunch.

MUMA Issues: Blah blah, MeMO Review, blah blah Saturday Paper, blah blah Vivienne Binns exhibition at MUMA. The thing is: it’s good. Clam and Jackie Bam blah blah blah. Bahahaha.

E-scooter Girls: Fuck, marry, kill: Lime scoot, Neuron scoot or wind-in-your-hair zipline over the Yarra?

EXCLUSIVE: broadcast of a Communist Music Festival.

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Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL on CRAWL RADIO on 28/04/22 with ORIGINAL ADS made in the MU MU 5000 STUDIO.

Clam & Jackie Bam was LIVE + LOCAL on THURSDAY 31/3/22. Major news week.

SHANE WARNE'S FUNERAL: your hosts attended the State Memorial Service for Mr Shane Warne, respectfully, to report on this momentous secular ritual.

CEREMONY: we give our friend Emily a ring to chat about the 4th National Indigenous Art Triennial: Ceremony, which opened at the NGA last weekend.

SPIKED: nobody saw him put it in the plastic cup, but there’s no denying y’all just got SPIKED. Unhhhh. Everyone’s been talking about the Spike Art Magazine scene report. We have no opinion on the matter… ok, fine… as a “writer” and as a “lingering smell of wet carpet,” we have a few.

CUBEGATE: patrons of nightlife hotspot Miscellania were shocked out of their comedowns this week by the news that a gigantic glowing cube had been stolen from a minimal-tech-house club event. What kind of trickster would do this?

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The CLAM AND JACKIE BAM show streamed LIVE and LOADED on Thursday, December 16 at 5:30 PM with Crawl Space Radio: https://busprojects.org.au/program/crawl-space-radio.

BENT METAL REPORT: a grungy mega-sculpture in Acland Court, a private auction sale, a community Facebook group in shock and a twisted glimpse at a St Kilda of the past.

BEWARE THE SASQUATCH: Jewish art stuff, obviously. The angel of death paid a visit to the heavily alfoiled East Melbourne Shul. Clam asks Jackie Bam: what in Hashem’s name was that all about?

MISCELLECTUALS: finishing school x DJ school is now in session. A queer elder sits down to discuss the art of club conversation. This is intergenerational warfare, rooftop rats.

RABBI WIKIPEDIAVITCH: can you copy and paste G-d? Plagiarism comes back to bite a beleaguered rabbi in this sordid J-com affair.

DUUUUDE, WHERE'S MY ART: Everyone’s been talking about the art dealer from Hell/ Brunswick West. We weigh in.

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CLAM AND JACKIE BAM WAS LIVE AND LOCAL, THURSDAY 20/01/22 5:30 PM ON @crawlspaceradio

CHANEL: FASCIST MANIFESTO Nazism isn’t very chic, Coco. Or is it? Maybe just in rayon silk crepe.

THE F WORD Celesbians of all genders have been getting lucky at Flippy’s, a new queer bar on Sydney Road. A report on this major destination, with insider insights from the artist-footy player power couple publicans.*

SLOUCHING TOWARDS SMITH ST As a new generation of slut savants and depressant women writers come of age, do we side with the dour wisdom of Didion, or the tits up joviality of Babitz?

OUTSIDER ARTISTS Two city slickers share the choicest spots to leave society and become one with the streets.

WORLD WIDE PREMIERE Jackie Bam’s Bat Mitzvah Invitation CD is locked and loaded.

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