Cleme

In this episode I report live to you from my Mothers sex dungeon in the middle of the forest. All jokes aside though. I talk with my mom Angela (also known as lovebug) for a Christmas eve podcast.  We talk about her shrine of Donald Trump in her house, our use of drugs, our travels as a family growing up, and the time I had vertigo after I lost my virginity. 

If you wanna follow me and talk, look here. 

Instagram+  @loveclementejr 

Twitter+  @riveracleme 

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ALL JOKES. TAKE NONE OF THIS SERIOUS.

 DONT EVEN TAKE YOUR LIFE SERIOUS. 

In this episode I got a little serious and reflect on the things I'm going through as a twenty-something animal. I talk about the drama within my family and how it affects me, my obsession with my baby blanket, and how I seriously never understood what "Indigenous" means. Thank you all for listening. 

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Twitter: @riveracleme 

Having your life together makes you boring. Amiright?

Hello my part time lovers. It's beena while but in this episode I thought It would be fun to get high as fuck and then record. I talk about nick knacking peoples patty whack, I give my advice on how I'm done taking peoples advice, and I go into an almost distasteful rant about the worst thing I ever said to someone and that someone was an extremely shitty ex girlfriend of mine. Next podcast up next Friday. Love you all. 

If you work at a hotel or any building with elevators please ask them to replace the elevator music with my podcast. Thanks. 

My horrendous social media 

@lovecleme on IG

@Riveracleme on Twitter

In this podcast I go into depth about my nature when I smoke weed, I talk about the absolute monstrosity of an establishment that is Golden Corral  that we all love and hate, and I go on a boastful spiteful entitled rant about how your degree from you bullshit college doesn't mean anything if you do not stand out yourself. Take all this advice as gospel from the 20-something college dropout-intellectual titan-iconoclast-genius that is me. 

Twitter - @riveracleme 

IG - @lovecleme

In this episode I talk about my frustrations with fakeness, people not saying how they feel, and borderline racist jokes that I could get cancelled for but can't cause I have a black nephew and my last girlfriend was Asian. I also mention the time I jerked off in a forest when I was 13. If I ever die an early tragic death please play this podcast at my viewing in the background. Cheers.

IG@lovecleme

Twitter @riveracleme 

I plan to travel to the Philippines and find 10 wives to let me impregnate them. We will all live on a compound and we WILL be happy. Wish me luck!

I will get this podcast to be a video podcast soon just in due time.

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Twitter - @riveracleme

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This is episode 10 of episode 1 of my podcast where I ramble into the void to try to fill it. My name is Clemente Rivera, I am 22 years old, and I am an aspiring podcaster and aspiring for a bunch of other shit but one thing at a time. I love u all. 

Twitter @riveracleme

Instagram @lovecleme

In this episode I talk about not trusting people political opinions, the crazy movie Django, and taking care of yourself.