Ryan and Dan start off the show by announcing the winner for the twitch contest ! Congratulations BackoisWacko ! Then they figure out who's the biggest douche bag on the show. The previous episode was undecided because Ryan fought with Dan about Ryan sending an unsolicited dick picture to his girlfriend ! Turns out that his girlfriend DID in fact want the penis picture which means Ryan did not get the douche points which means Dan's the biggest douche ! Afterwords, Ryan reads a beautiful story about a man masturbating with an angler fish stomach ! Ryan doesn't think this guy should be embarrassed because as a child, Ryan would fuck and hump everything in his house !

We started todays show talking about our new biggest fan. A girl who went above and beyond for the show ;). Make sure to listen to find out what happened. Then we talk about our contest that is still going on to win a $20 amazon card. Make sure to follow us on twitch to enter. Then we find out once and for all who is the bigger douche on the show. In an epic battle for douche supremacy, only one can be the loser. Last we discuss the fact the Canada has changed its anthem to be more politically correct. Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com

Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com Dan gets called out for the 5th and final time for not asking random people questions for the show so now he has to pay the consequences ! Ryan and Crystal let Dan pick 3 out of 5 punishments that he has to do ! These include shot of hot sauce, delete battlefield for a month, hacky sack to the sack, get a Hitler mustache drawn on his face and/ or to smoke a dab ! So Dan decides to start off with a simple Hitler mustache to please the world with, definitely not offensive. Then he goes for the shot of hot sauce ! It takes him 3 tries to down it all because it is so hot ! Then he closes it off with a shot to the nuts with a hacky sack !

We start the show talking about a woman who tried to murder a girl who looked like her to steal her identity, with a cheesecake. We do the draw for our Gaming gift card and we announce the winner. Then we talk about our next contest to win a $20 amazon card. All you have to do is watch us on twitch to earn points! Then we finish our discussion on STDs from our last show with the grossest stories imaginable. Then to wrap up the show with some advice for the internet, if you have any questions you would like answered leave them in the comments, dm us or email [email protected]

Ryan and Dan are joined by Crystal today and they start the show off by addressing their unsuccessful twitch channel. Then Ryan lays it out on Dan when he doesn't go out AGAIN and ask random people questions ! So if Dan doesn't do it this time he's going to have to spin the punishment wheel ! Afterwords, Ryan talks about his reoccurring fart piss problem again. Then that somehow segways into Ryan and Crystal talking about there shared STD ! Romance story at its best. Ryan gets his first STD; which happens to be Chlamydia, and he gets " treated " with penicillin at the hospital. Ryan also gets his first allergic reaction when penicillin is introduced to his system, so he had a good day basically. Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com

If you want to sign up for our contest for a gaming gift card of your choice, go to Clevernamepodcast.com enter your email. ending Tuesday February 27th. We start the show by talking about how dan STILL has not gone out on the street to ask questions. SO because he didnt we came up with more and worse questions. If you have any questions youd like Dan to ask strangers on the street LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS. Then we analyze Dans dreams and we find out that he doesnt know who he is but he does know hes homophobic. Ryan then talks about his dick problems and wants to know if others have the same issue. Then we wrap up the show with the devils advocate game. This is were Ryan finds the good in the bad and the bad in the good.

Ryan and Dan start off the show by freaking out about a commercial they saw on tv ! The commercial was talking about a shortage of meat in the world and for people to stop eating meat on Mondays. Fuck that noise, Ryan and Dan talk about going out with a bang ! Then they talk about how they're so thankful for their fans and all of their support, They also talk about how a fan is going to send them a gift and they joke about it being a bomb ! Afterwords, they read stories about people getting walked in on by their parents while having sex ! One person posted about his mom walking in on him while he was jizzing on his girlfriends face !

Dan will have to go out on the street and and embarrass himself because you guys commented and said you wanted it. Next Ryan talks about a Rush concert he went to when he was younger. He was kicked out for smoking weed and meet a strange man out front. Ryan describes the events that transpire. Then we get to the best part of the show when Dan and Ryan watch porn from Porn hub and try to describe them the best they can. This gets very gross so be warned. Lastly Ryan gets his devils advocate skills tested by trying to tell you the best parts of horrible things and the bad parts of good stuff.

Comment if you want to see Dan do some man on the street interviews. Today we talk about the study that was released saying that 100 Germans are dying every year from masturbation. We discuss the stories resealed in this article. After we look at a snowmobile driving with no driver in Newfoundland. That's not all! We also tell you what the cure for baldness is!

Today we do Dans Two Lies and A Truth and Ryan and Crystal compete. The loser will have to go down on the winner. A heated battle ensues. Then we give the best sex advice known to the internet by answering the craziest sex questions we could find. Remember to follow us on Twitch to watch our live streams daily: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast And enter our contest to win a gaming gift card by signing up for our news letter at clevernamepodcast.com