Ryan and Dan start off the show by getting pissed off about their previous recording that went to shit ! They didn't realize until their 1 HOUR recording was done that the audio was choppy and unusable ! Then they ask the listeners if they would rather have 1 awesome show a week that they would spend a lot of time on or keep everything the way it is with 2 shows a week. Afterwords they get into a game where Dan has to listen to song he kind of knows and sings the little bit he knows while Ryan guesses the song ! Dan sings songs from the 70's all the way up to 2010. Some of the songs were jukebox hero by foreigner, tic tock by Kesha and I'm just a kid by simple plan ! After that game, Ryan talks about how he discovered something funny/ interesting ! It's called sologamy, which is the marriage of one self to... them self. Ryan and Dan talk and make some jokes about that ridiculous ogamy. Then Ryan shares a few stories about how shit his week is going so far. It starts with him locking his key in the work truck right at the end of his day, then he goes to drive his car and it doesn't start ! Then he finds out that his girlfriends dad is sick and he's usually the guy who looks after his car AND THEN like mentioned earlier he finds out that the show 1 hour show didn't record properly ! Poor guy. After that Ryan closes off the show talking about how he had to get a fish hook out of his toe !

We watch the video of ryan high on salvia

If you want to see the full salvia video click here, but be warned it is graphic: https://www.patreon.com/posts/is-ryan-going-to-17882183? Today we talk about ryans weird childhood experiences and dan tries to guess what is true. Then we discuss a news story were a man had diarrhea on a roller coaster and a guy who got super gonorrhea. Then Ryan smokes a toke of salvia and this get scary.

This is the episode Dan did not want you to see. He thinks this inst funny and Ryan wanted to let you guys decide. Let us know what you think in the comments

Ryan amps up a future twitch stream he's going to do where he streams for 12 hours plus ! We try and figure out how he can do it with as little breaks as possible so for food he would have to get delivery and for washroom breaks he would just piss in a jug ! Afterwords, Ryan and Crystal play a guessing game against each other to see if Dan knows the answer or not ! Dan gets asked questions like what are the 2 elements in H2O, who was named after the month of July and what is a brothel ! While Dan tries to figure out his answer, Ryan and Crystal try and figure out if Dan knows it or not while Dan is listening to loud music. If they guess that Dan doesn't know it and he doesn't know it then they get a point ! Ryan is the winner Rolf the game and shuts down Crystal on her winning streak !

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about their ancient technique and ways they used to masturbate as kids. Ryan use to resort to masturbating to small sex scenes in movies while Dan would masturbate on the family computer ! It was a dark time for both of them. Afterwords, they both get into how shitty of customers they both had while working customer service jobs. Ryan even finds some bad customer stories from the internet such as customers threatening the lives of employees and their children because they can't get their prescription, angry ladies screaming at fast food employees because their missing one item even though they spend over 85 dollars and drunk dickheads trying to start a fight with employees ! Then Ryan and Dan pitch a Raping Superhero for a silly upbeat comic.

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about the movie they reviewed earlier that day, Jason X ! The movie is about some asshole serial killer ( Jason from Friday The 13th ) who goes to the future and kills almost everyone he sees because he's a dick. The movie starts off by Jason getting frozen and then rediscovered 400 years later by humans from another planet. They find out that Jason is worth a lot of money so they try to revive and unfreeze him. Little did they know that he's killed over 100 people and doesn't give a fuck ! Keep in mind that the majority of the movie is on a space ship and the explorers are trying to get Jason to a space station to trade him off. So Jason unfreezes and starts doing what he does best, sneaking up on defenceless people and killing them in a badass way ! Jason's first victim on the space ship was a girl by herself in the room guarding him who looks like Howard Sterns wife. So she gets her face frozen by liquid nitrogen and then Jason smashes it on the counter ! Then he walks over to a room where a couple are making out and then he stabs the guy with a machete and pulls it out from the handle side of the machete ! Then he walks away and leaves the girl because I guess it was too easy of a kill or he couldn't think of a cool way to kill her so he sadly walked away. At this point other crew members on the ship are catching on that Jason escaped and is killing people ! So there's a change of plans, kill Jason ! His next target is the pilot who gets brutally murdered by the machete ! So now there's no pilot... for the rest of the movie. Then like hours later the ship crashes into the space station and blows up the massive station and the ship makes it out without a dent somehow. So while the ship is ghost riding without a pilot, Jason is still on the loose ! The only people on the ship with killing experience are 4 army members, who happen to split up on the search for Jason. So obviously Jason absorbs 170 + bullets and kills all of them ! One of the guys lands on a massive upside screw and get death spiked. One of the crew members finds him and reports back to the rest of the team saying " he's totally screwed ! " The crew members find out that they can't kill Jason so they try and escape by calling a space uber. So the few remaining crew members plant dynamite all over the ship and escape with the space uber pilot ! As soon as they get far enough they blow up the ship and unfortunately didn't do shut to Jason because he starts flying through space rift at the uber ship ! One of the few remaining people has sacrificed himself by putting on a space suit and jumping out to attack Jason ! The movie and Ryan and Dan's show ends by them talking about Jason falling down to earth like a flaming meteor !

Ryan and Dan start off the show by announcing the winner for the twitch contest ! Congratulations BackoisWacko ! Then they figure out who's the biggest douche bag on the show. The previous episode was undecided because Ryan fought with Dan about Ryan sending an unsolicited dick picture to his girlfriend ! Turns out that his girlfriend DID in fact want the penis picture which means Ryan did not get the douche points which means Dan's the biggest douche ! Afterwords, Ryan reads a beautiful story about a man masturbating with an angler fish stomach ! Ryan doesn't think this guy should be embarrassed because as a child, Ryan would fuck and hump everything in his house !

We started todays show talking about our new biggest fan. A girl who went above and beyond for the show ;). Make sure to listen to find out what happened. Then we talk about our contest that is still going on to win a $20 amazon card. Make sure to follow us on twitch to enter. Then we find out once and for all who is the bigger douche on the show. In an epic battle for douche supremacy, only one can be the loser. Last we discuss the fact the Canada has changed its anthem to be more politically correct. Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com

Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com Dan gets called out for the 5th and final time for not asking random people questions for the show so now he has to pay the consequences ! Ryan and Crystal let Dan pick 3 out of 5 punishments that he has to do ! These include shot of hot sauce, delete battlefield for a month, hacky sack to the sack, get a Hitler mustache drawn on his face and/ or to smoke a dab ! So Dan decides to start off with a simple Hitler mustache to please the world with, definitely not offensive. Then he goes for the shot of hot sauce ! It takes him 3 tries to down it all because it is so hot ! Then he closes it off with a shot to the nuts with a hacky sack !