We wanted to get salvia for Ryan to smoke on the show. We sent Dan out to find some and he came back with something called "Dutch Magic Bud". We found that its an aphrodisiac and we try to get dan to smoke it.

We talk about Ryan's ex girlfriends shit story and why you should keep your shit private. Then we do Dan signature segment "Ginger Judge" when we go over some crazy court cases. Then Ryan found a list of things that the internet named including the gushing granny's and Hitler did nothing wrong.

Guess the tits !! if you can guess whos boobs we used for crystal in our last episode and we will send you a sticker. Big foot vs Yeti, who will win? Are they the same thing? We will find out. Then we talk about the weirdest thing we have masturbated to.

We talk about our new logo and mascot. Also we talk about sucking the wrong dicks. Then we have Crystal on the show and we play "Who will my girlfriend bang" where Ryan and Dan guess what girls Crystal would have sex with.

Dan has the idea that we should be sponsored by a adult movie store or a sex shop. Dan records himself trying to get him us sponsored and embarrassing him self in the process.

0:08 Dan drinks and Ryan smokes 2:35 Drinking vs smoking game 5:50 Ryans addicted to weed 1149 What makes you stupider ? 20:45 Smoking when in your parents house 23:47 The best parenting advise ever given 25:20 Dans a sex offender 28:55 Problem child 32:00 Sucking the wrong dicks 37:00 Pregnant bitches 38:43 Ryan is snorting babies 44:17 Underage sexts 48:52 You gotta suck the wrong dicks to find the right dicks.

Ryan pees his pants and we try to find out why. Then we discuss the rumors about Louis CK and we have some interesting ideas.

0:10 Would you fuck your teacher 0:53 Hot teacher talk 5:15 Instagram or teacher who fucked students 13:14 Sex at bible camp 37:57 Would you fuck a midget 40:27 Russian Rapper 45:03 Whats up with Ryan's Butt Hole 50:00 Dans Gross Face

Its been a year since the Ryan and Aaron Show started and we talk about the old shows. Cod is back and we change the game play to WWII. Dan got a new mic and we talk about zachs story from episode 32.

This is our second hour long podcast and now we have face cam too. We talk about new equipment broken bones and drugs. 0:12 Intro bong toke 0:22 How do you hold your dick? 4:57 New show ideas 7:02 Ryans nose and broken bones 21:24 Buzz Feed Game 38:02 Drugs and alcohol 44:59 Using heroin when your 80