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Click Bait

By Ian and GaleComedy
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Click Bait episodes

  • 01-2019 - Ted Bundy
    There seems to be a lot of interest in Ted Bundy these last few weeks - probably because Netflix have produced a couple of new films/programs about the perverted sicko. So, we here at Clickbait thought we'd give Netflix a run for their money and do some of our own in-depth research and tell you, the listeners, the real skinny on Mr Bundy in our own screwed up fashion....
    39 min
  • 24-2018 - The Internet, Celeb Nudes and More!
    On this episode, Gale and Ian discuss everything Internet! Mostly porn, but some other shit too! In a lengthy episode (almost 50 minutes) the guys prattle on about the Internet, its conception (yep, I said conception) what it was supposed to be used for and what it inevitably, and actually is used for. So plug in and listen up to our take on the Internet, Celeb Nudes and More!!
    Enjoy!!
    51 min
  • 24-2018 - The Internet, Celeb Nudes and More!
    On this episode, Gale and Ian discuss everything Internet! Mostly porn, but some other shit too! In a lengthy episode (almost 50 minutes) the guys prattle on about the Internet, its conception (yep, I said conception) what it was supposed to be used for and what it inevitably, and actually is used for. So plug in and listen up to our take on the Internet, Celeb Nudes and More!!
    Enjoy!!
    51 min
  • 23-2018 - Goddess Sex Temple
    Last week, we discussed the Adidam cult who’s leader was a man that convinced people he was the embodiment of God and that, for your salvation, you had to have some rather perverted sex with him…as long as you were attractive enough.  Essentially damning ugly people to hell.
    This week, we’ll learn about Tracy Elise, also known as the Mystic Mother to the Priestesses of her coven. A 55-year-old mother of three, Elise would invite men and women to the Phoenix Goddess Temple to heal them through sensual massage and therapeutic tantric sex sessions. She considers herself a priestess and healer.  However, a jury in Arizona, saw it differently.
    Did this Temple Temptress truly teach Tantric touching?
    Or was the Mystic Mother just out to make money by massaging man-parts?
    Join us today as we meditate on the case of the Notorious Goddess Sex Temple and Its Ruling Pimp Priestess
    25 min
  • 23-2018 - Goddess Sex Temple
    Last week, we discussed the Adidam cult who’s leader was a man that convinced people he was the embodiment of God and that, for your salvation, you had to have some rather perverted sex with him…as long as you were attractive enough.  Essentially damning ugly people to hell.
    This week, we’ll learn about Tracy Elise, also known as the Mystic Mother to the Priestesses of her coven. A 55-year-old mother of three, Elise would invite men and women to the Phoenix Goddess Temple to heal them through sensual massage and therapeutic tantric sex sessions. She considers herself a priestess and healer.  However, a jury in Arizona, saw it differently.
    Did this Temple Temptress truly teach Tantric touching?
    Or was the Mystic Mother just out to make money by massaging man-parts?
    Join us today as we meditate on the case of the Notorious Goddess Sex Temple and Its Ruling Pimp Priestess
    25 min
  • 22-2018 - Hippy Sex Cult Scam
    Kids these days are so spoiled with their modern cults. It's all Hollywood actors and slick suits politely offering personality tests. What about the good old-fashioned sex, drugs, and unquestioning obedience of the Charles Manson-era cults? You know, that would have been just fine if not for all the murder… This was a time when hordes of Americans wandered off into the desert to find out exactly how weird a human life could get. And here at Clickbait, we are happy to bring you that weirdness every week.  Yeah, now you don’t have to wander off into the desert...you can listen and eat your dessert.  
    This article discusses Raina Bird, who grew up in an honest-to-god hippie commune led by the alleged embodiment of God, and she said ...
    “Of Course, There Was A Lot Of Weird Sex Stuff Going On” 
    Are cults just a creative way to copulate?
    Should the Guru just do you?
    Is an education in enlightenment an exercise in emasculation?
    Is alternative worship a wangfest of wanking?
    Join us as we anoint the butt-hole and explore the depths of the Hippy Sex Scam Cult!
    32 min
  • 22-2018 - Hippy Sec Cult Scam

    Kids these days are so spoiled with their modern cults. It's all Hollywood actors and slick suits politely offering personality tests. What about the good old-fashioned sex, drugs, and unquestioning obedience of the Charles Manson-era cults? You know, that would have been just fine if not for all the murder… This was a time when hordes of Americans wandered off into the desert to find out exactly how weird a human life could get. And here at Clickbait, we are happy to bring you that weirdness every week.  Yeah, now you don’t have to wander off into the desert...you can listen and eat your dessert.  


    This article discusses Raina Bird, who grew up in an honest-to-god hippie commune led by the alleged embodiment of God, and she said ...


    “Of Course, There Was A Lot Of Weird Sex Stuff Going On” 

    Are cults just a creative way to copulate?


    Should the Guru just do you?


    Is an education in enlightenment an exercise in emasculation?


    Is alternative worship a wangfest of wanking?


    Join us as we anoint the butt-hole and explore the depths of the Hippy Sex Scam Cult!

    32 min
  • 21-2018 - The Accidental Dominatrix
    Alissa Afonina is internet-famous today as the woman who won a huge lawsuit after a car accident turned her into a dominatrix. We realize that reads like a nonsense string of words, which is why tabloids couldn't resist the headline. And is exactly why we picked up on it too! The story goes that she was a good student on the path to a promising career, In what, they don’t say, but the Porn industry is always looking for new talent, Then, a car accident gave her brain damage. Suddenly she was posting half-naked photos of herself, and soon she was doing professional sex work. See - Called that right didn’t we!
    That, they say, means one of two things is true: The brain injury changed her personality overnight and turned her into a sex-crazed fiend, or she managed to scam the courts with the world's most hilariously implausible disability. Both are on the Internet, so it’s hard to disprove either...The author talked to her and found that the reality is, as usual, more interesting than the clickbait headlines … Check that out!! They mention us by name!!
    Can a brain injury segue to shameful sex acts?
    Does being run off the road result in rampant rogering?
    Can a talented tutored teen turn into a tantalizing temptress?
    Does bumping a head begat base carnal desires?
    Meander through the mind games with us as we delve deeper into the debauchery in the Tale of the Accidental Dominatrix.
    26 min
  • 20-2018 - The Second Coming - More on Workplace Wanking
    We recently did a podcast about masturbation in the workplace. While researching this topic, through the carpal tunnel and hand cramps, we discovered that about half the internet is filled with info on this subject. So, dear listeners, we are going to bring you more spoogelicious masturbatory shenanigans in the form of the Pros and Cons. we found two articles, one arguing against the self gratification act while at work and the other offering an opposing view promoting the idea. We thought this would be fun…
     
    Are wank breaks *really* a wise idea? As we sit at our dimly lit desks squinting at years-old computer screens, we often find ourselves lusting over all the fancy offices offering perks to their employees. We dream of a workplace where it’s okay to take naps in specially constructed Nap Pods. Where holiday time is unlimited. If that were the case, I’d never go to work… Where our working hours are flexible. And it’s all because we believe that, surely, all that stuff will make us happier, better, more creative workers in the long run. Which is probably true. Anything that helps us with a work/life balance, reduces stress, and makes the office a more pleasant place to be is likely to be a positive thing. But it might not just be down to holiday time, taking a full lunch break, and napping. Apparently, the next trendy way to make the working day better is the masturbation break. Some people agree, some do not.
     
    Is wanking at work a suitable stress succorer?
    Can workplace masturbation mean more merriment?
    Is ball and boner juggling justified?
    Can canoe carving cause increased creativity?
    26 min

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