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Click Bait

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  • 19-2018 - Fart Fetishes & Stinky Sex.
    Let’s talk about farts. A short while ago, a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an unscheduled stop in Vienna to expel an older man who wouldn’t stop expelling his own noxious gases.“Disgust” is probably somewhere in the top three reactions to public flatulence; the other two spots might be occupied by “embarrassment” (both for the farter and those around them) and “humor” (everyone loves a comedy fart).
    However, the stink that follows a particularly scandalous bout of wind might not be shared by everyone: There are those who treat anal flatulence with respect and admiration. A  2014 study from the University of Exeter The study suggested that hydrogen sulphide—a compound found in farts—may protect human cells that are typically damaged by diseases such as cancer. And for a small number of individuals, farting isn’t just a taboo by-product of human digestion—it’s the primary focus of their sex lives.
    Does flatulance lead to felatio and fornication?
    Can sneaking out a stinky one arouse amorous actions?
    Do trouser trumpeters titillate tarts?
    Can a backside burp begat boinking?
    Can cutting the cheese cure cancer?
    Come smell the gaseous emanations of our next episode - Fart fetishes and stinky sex.
    42 min
  • 19-2018 - Fart fetishes and stinky sex.

    Let’s talk about farts. A short while ago, a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam was forced to make an unscheduled stop in Vienna to expel an older man who wouldn’t stop expelling his own noxious gases.“Disgust” is probably somewhere in the top three reactions to public flatulence; the other two spots might be occupied by “embarrassment” (both for the farter and those around them) and “humor” (everyone loves a comedy fart).


    However, the stink that follows a particularly scandalous bout of wind might not be shared by everyone: There are those who treat anal flatulence with respect and admiration. A  2014 study from the University of Exeter The study suggested that hydrogen sulphide—a compound found in farts—may protect human cells that are typically damaged by diseases such as cancer. And for a small number of individuals, farting isn’t just a taboo by-product of human digestion—it’s the primary focus of their sex lives.


    Does flatulance lead to felatio and fornication?


    Can sneaking out a stinky one arouse amorous actions?


    Do trouser trumpeters titillate tarts?


    Can a backside burp begat boinking?


    Can cutting the cheese cure cancer?


    Come smell the gaseous emanations of our next episode - Fart fetishes and stinky sex.

    41 min
  • 18-2018 - Kinky Clown Sex and other Sexy Stories
    Most nights teenager Kieran Bewick wakes up terrified, screaming and drenched in sweat — believing he is being stabbed by someone he loves. This nightmare is not sparked by some gory horror movie, but a shocking real-life attack.The 18-year-old is lucky to be alive after a sex game with ex-girlfriend Zoe Adams took a sadistic turn.Days after Bewick had moved into her apartment, Adams walked into the bedroom, her face painted like a clown. She put a pillow over his head, whispered “trust me” then stabbed him five times with a 10-inch knife she had hidden at the side of the bed.
    Do Clowns have a cutting edge on coitus?
    Should a 17 year old share silverware between the sheets?
    WIll a red-head make you dead in bed?
    Can make-up lead to a sexed-up fuck-up?
     
    Close your eyes and drift off to dreamland with us as we go to town with the clowns in
     
    Kinky Clown Sex and other Sexy Stories
    33 min
  • Kinky Clown Sex and other Sexy Stories

    Most nights teenager Kieran Bewick wakes up terrified, screaming and drenched in sweat — believing he is being stabbed by someone he loves.

    This nightmare is not sparked by some gory horror movie, but a shocking real-life attack.

    The 18-year-old is lucky to be alive after a sex game with ex-girlfriend Zoe Adams took a sadistic turn.

    Days after Bewick had moved into her apartment, Adams walked into the bedroom, her face painted like a clown. She put a pillow over his head, whispered “trust me” then stabbed him five times with a 10-inch knife she had hidden at the side of the bed.



    Do Clowns have a cutting edge on coitus?


    Should a 17 year old share silverware between the sheets?


    WIll a red-head make you dead in bed?


    Can make-up lead to a sexed-up fuck-up?


     


    Close your eyes and drift off to dreamland with us as we go to town with the clowns in


     


    Kinky Clown Sex and other Sexy Stories

    33 min
  • 17-2018 - Workplace Wanking and Masturbation Mischief
    Have you ever wanted to masturbate at work?  Some of us have even done it. Discretely I hope!   Usually, it’s a good way to get fired...unless you’re Ana Catarina Bezarra.  Bezarra has a medical condition that causes her great anxiety and a burning desire to paddle her own canoe...even if she’s at work, and her employer has been ordered to let her do so.
    While this sounds unbelievable, there is science behind the thought that it would create a better, less stressful work environment.  There are even jobs that require you to masturbate. 
    Is Anna’s anxiety causing her to click her clit instead of mouse at work?
    Can a court compel a company to allow their employees time to do the old knuckle shuffle?
    Does a job shaking the steak pay good money?
    And did Robert Pattinson really pound his pecker during a performance?
    Join us as we finger through the files of job related jerking off on today’s episode:  Workplace Wanking and Masturbation Mischief
    18 min
  • 16-2018 - Gerald Foos: Voyeur Extraordinaire!
    There are many things people want when staying at a hotel: a fair price, a safe place to lay their head, and a clean room.  These were all things Manor House Motel owner, Gerald Foos, guaranteed when guests stayed at his humble roadside lodge in Aurora, Colorado.
    But that’s not everything Gerald had to offer. Unbeknownst to his guests, Gerald was also running his own, perverse, social experiment and documenting the sexual shenanigans going on in the rooms he rented.
    Is Gerald’s perverted peeping cause for concern?
    Are the rooms at the Manor made for masturbation?
    Is a vested interest in voyeurism a virtue?
    Or is Foos’s flagrant focus just gratuitous gazing?
    Come with us as we creep through the shag lined loft of lechery with Gerald Foos: Voyeur Extraordinaire!
    32 min
  • 15-2018 - The Girl with No Name - and other weird shit.
    A feral child is a child who has lived isolated from human contact from a very young age where they have little or no experience of human care, behavior, or language. These children have been the subjects of folklore and legends, typically portrayed as having been raised by animals.
    Feral children generally lack the basic social skills that are normally learned in the process of growing up in society. Feral children may display a complete lack of interest in the human activity around them. They often seem mentally impaired.  They may be incapable of sympathy or empathy. and have almost insurmountable trouble learning a human language.
    Are feral children just misunderstood Mowgli’s?
    Do Monkeys make better mothers?
    Does failing at fatherhood forge feral figures?
    Are these tragic tales a tribute to untamed training?
    Come with us on this wade through the monkey poo as we discuss the tale of Marina Chapman - The Girl with No Name - and other weird shit.
    38 min
  • 14-2018 - The Sleepy Shagfest & Other Bedtime Stories
    Imagine it's your first night with a new roommate and they drop this warning on you: "Hey, you should know I'm kind of a sleepwalker, only instead of walking, I have nasty unconscious sex with whoever is near. Well, goodnight!"
     
    Incredibly, that is a real thing. It's called sexsomnia, and it is totally recognized by the International Classification of Sleep Disorders.
    Sexsomnia, is a condition in which a person will engage in sexual activities while asleep. This condition falls within the broad class of sleep disorders known as parasomnias. In extreme cases, sexsomnia has been alleged, and accepted, as at least a part of the cause of sexual assault, including rape.
     
    Our first subject, James, has suffered from this for most of his adult life.
     
    Is James just using excuses for extensive sexual excitement?
     
    Do Sleepsomniacs shag successfully while slumbering?
     
    Does several sleepy shaftings make subsequent sloppy seconds?
     
    Can romping while in repose be a reprieve for rape?
     
    Join us while we dreamily float through today’s episode The Sleepy Shagfest, and other bedtime stories...
    28 min
  • 13-2018 - Zimbabwe Goblin Gang
    HUNDREDS of women claim to have been molested by goblins, round about the same time in Zimbabwe. These revelations were made last Monday during a meeting organised by Chief Nyangazonke to hear their concerns. Where some of the distraught women spoke of their ordeals.
    Are goblins the cause of sexual shenanigans?
    Is Zimbabwe the home to sexed up smurfs? And does Gargamel know about this?
    Are little people doing a whole lotta lovin’?
    Are Impish invaders engaging in intercourse?
    Come skip through the mystical forests of Africa as we discuss the disturbing tale of the Zimbabwe Goglin Gang!
    17 min
  • 12-2018 - Looners - The Balloon Fetish
    We have all heard of blow-up dolls and we recently did a podcast on Sex Robots. There is probably nothing on earth that someone would not hump
    So is it any wonder that we found something on the Internet that involved humping something weird? Of course not.
    The human species was given free will, by God, just so he could see how fucked up we could get. I’m sure we do not disappoint.
    And so, we get to Edwin Tobergta of Hamilton, Ohio, who was first arrested in 2002 for having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display. So we have to ask...
    Are inflatables insatiable?
    Do blown-up balloons make for a bad-ass balling?
    Are puffed-up plastic pets penis perfect?
    Should shagging a supple cellophane sheep be shyed upon?
    Let us enlighten you on today’s adventure as we look into the Looner Fetish.
    23 min

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