Close But Way Off

Close But Way Off

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  • Schools are Banning Phones, Is AG1 Good, Badiali Pizza | #54

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan review of "Godzilla X King Kong", Jordan shares his unapologetic enjoyment of a good old-fashioned bathroom break and his newfound obsession with AG1, Abbas prepares for a comedy adventure in NYC and savors the delights of Badiali pizza, Jordan's latest purchase of a bidet, Abbas shares his experience with a city hall wedding, and the controversial topic of phone bans in schools.


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    1 hr 4 min
  • Civil War A24, Suits, UFC 300 | #53

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off by exploring the world of acting classes and techniques, shedding light on the craft of performance, UFC 300, Abbas Saw Katt Williams in Nashville, DOWN WITH TECH a Nathan Macintosh comedy special, Jordan shares his insights after watching "Suits," Civil War and A24 films.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Kieth Lee in Toronto , Trudeau AI Scam, Just for Laughs | #52

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the YouTube algorithms and the impact of shorts on content visibility, AI scams and their potential pitfalls, Netflix's "Unlocked: A Jail Experiment", comedy backdrops like The Cellar, Keith Lee being in Toronto, Italian cuisine, and the future of the Just For Laughs Festival.


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    1 hr 5 min
  • Godzilla X Kong, Time Travel Movies, The Problem With AI | #51

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discus Joseph Gordon-Levitt, delving into his versatile career and memorable performances, time-travel movies, review the new movie Godzilla X Kong The New Empire, the Toy Story universe, Nike's influence, and their favourite Jordans, reflect on the end of a tour, and Jordan rounds off the episode with his thoughts on the ever-evolving field of artificial intelligence.


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    1 hr 17 min
  • Yolanda Hadid, Model Headshots, Wealthy Families | #50

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into the fascinating evolution of dogs to whales, Yolanda Hadid's timeless beauty cautionary tale about falling for a modeling agency scam, wealthy families and corporate monopolies, the paradoxes of technology, pondering its potential and pitfalls in today's world.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Bully Maguire, Audience Psychology, DiCaprio vs Pitt | #49

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences doing a show in Harriston, offering insights into the unique dynamics of small-town audiences, the psychology of the audience, discussing how different factors influence reactions and engagement during performances, ponder the age-old question: Who's the best actor, DiCaprio or Brad Pitt? They also delve into the intriguing persona of Toby "Bully" Maguire and reminisce about iconic moments from Jerry Seinfeld, Dragon Ball theme park, and speculate on what they would say if they ran into a famous person in an elevator.


    TOUR DATES🚀

    Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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    1 hr 8 min
  • Quite on Set, Theshaderoom, Fasting for Ramadan | #48

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Abbas's exciting new audition, sharing insights into the unpredictable world of showbiz, discuss the thrill of betting on eBay and share amusing anecdotes about their experiences with online auctions, Gary Vee's intriguing take on garage sales, exploring the intersection of entrepreneurship and thrift shopping. Jordan bring up the documentary "Quite on set ". Jordan's exploration of The Shade Room sparks a lively discussion about pop culture and social media trends. Jordan's battle with illness and share reflections on the significance of Ramadan and other religious observances.


    TOUR DATES🚀

    Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
    Harriston, ON - Mar 23
    Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
    Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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    1 hr 12 min
  • Dune 2, Terry Crews' Shay Shay Interview, JFL Drama | #47

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the demise of JFL for a brief but pivotal 30 minutes, Terry Crews' intriguing interview on "Club Shay Shay," and the highly anticipated sequel, "Dune 2,"


    TOUR DATES🚀

    Halifax, NS  - Mar 9
    Sydney, NS - Mar 10
    Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16
    Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
    Harriston, ON - Mar 23
    Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
    Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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    1 hr 2 min
  • Shane Gillis Returns to SNL, The Chicken Hustle, Levels of Bears | #46

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their MW2 Prestige days and the thrill of leveling up. The hosts share amusing anecdotes about hustle and determination as Abbas' buddy reminds him of the chicken grind at a show. sharing their favorite spots and culinary preferences. Shane Gillis' return to SNL, and LGBTQ Bears, offering humorous observations and reflections.


    TOUR DATES🚀

    Moncton, NB - Mar 7
    Halifax, NS  - Mar 9
    Sydney, NS - Mar 10
    Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16
    Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
    Harriston, ON - Mar 23
    Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
    Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Presidential Merch, Rich Saudi's, Canadian Real Estate vs Literal Castles | #45

    In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a candid discussion on politics, offering their unique perspectives on current events and political dynamics, the intriguing world of presidential merchandise, wealthy Saudis, who the strongest comedian might be, and compare Canadian real estate to literal castles, offering humorous and insightful commentary on the housing market.


    TOUR DATES🚀

    Collingwood, ON - Feb 24
    Moncton, NB - Mar 7
    Halifax, NS  - Mar 9
    Sydney, NS - Mar 10
    Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16
    Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
    Harriston, ON - Mar 23
    Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
    Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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    58 min

About Close But Way Off

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Comedians Abbas Wahab and Jordan Policicchio chronicle their rise in the stand-up and acting worlds while taking unfounded shots at pop culture and current events.