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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the excitement surrounding the upcoming Superbowl, sharing their predictions and anticipations for the event, the formula of virality, exploring what makes content spread like wildfire, doing doubles comedy, offering insights into the unique challenges and rewards of performing in pairs, Kanye's highly anticipated new album, and his new fashion drops, Tucker Carlson's Putin interview, the future of transportation with electric cars,

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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start by discussing Drake's leaked video, offering their takes on the viral sensation. The hosts share a humorous discussion about picking one's nose and how it adds to mental decline, sparking laughter and debate. They explore the diverse world of food groups and cereals, sharing their favourite picks, Jordan shares his experience with starting red light therapy, offering insights into its benefits, and ponder who they would be from history, adding a touch of imagination to the mix.

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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan explore a diverse range of topics. They kick off with a discussion about Taylor Swift, diving into her latest music and cultural impact, reflections on garbage men, offering unique perspectives on this often overlooked profession, Vince McMahon and his recent allegations. They offer a controversial take on the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld," arguing that Jerry wasn't a good actor on the show. The episode takes a hilarious turn as Abbas recounts reading Harry Potter fan fiction, leading to laughter-filled commentary, the future of technology with robots and Apple Vision Pro, pondering the implications of advancements in artificial intelligence. They wrap up with a discussion about Brendan Schaub's retirement from cawlmedy.

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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan rant about being mad at BC Ferries, sharing their amusing frustrations with the ferry service, the uncomfortable topic of diarrhea and pooping on the road, offering humorous anecdotes and survival tips, grievances with BC people and touques, Saltburn and Adam Driver, whether they would do nude scenes and share humorous thoughts on what it would be like if dicks could talk, diving into the absurdity of Google reviews for private parts, the return of disco, security guards facilitating encounters after shows and reflections on working in service jobs.

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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start with a discussion about Jada and Will Smith, reminiscing about the greatness of Will Smith's career, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson running for president, adding a touch of humor to the political landscape, driving from Kelowna to Kamloops, and comedy shows across Western Canada, offering insights into the diverse comedy scenes in Ontario, BC, and Quebec.

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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a lively discussion on Katt Williams' viral interview on "Club Shay Shay," Where he goes in on Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, and Kevin Hart. Watch a video of the tradition of cheese wheel rolling, and Stephen Hawking's specific kink, highlighted in the Epstein documents.

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a humorous take on "Life as a bald," and the top bald heads in the industry, Greek names, Mia Khalifa, ranks in the military, border patrol power trips The episode wraps up with an amazing story of Justin banter in the workplace.

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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the unexpected twist in Vin Diesel's life with new speculations and accusations recarding workplace misconduct on the set of Fast Five, Paul Walker's love for sharks and cars, The return of Ja Morant becomes a point of discussion, celebrating the comeback of the basketball sensation, air travel exploring the woes of the worst airlines. Abbas spreads some holiday cheer with a festive greeting which leads to controversy on his social media platform leading to a discusion between Islam and Christianity. They bring up Dave Chappelle's new comedy special "The Dreamer" and talk about the movie "Iron Claw."

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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a discussion on Jonathan Majors being found guilty, unraveling the complexities of the legal system and its impact on individuals, the enigmatic Jeff Bezos, pondering the question: What is Bezos up to these days? They share experiences from being in remedial classrooms, sparking a discussion on education and societal expectations, the current state of electric cars and ask the question if you could be any superhero, who would you be?

In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the intriguing world of mobsters and general contractors, the challenge of getting Abbas into video games, Shohei Ohtani's new contract making it the biggest in MLB history, experiences with the renowned Second City Improv, offering insights into the world of comedy and improvisation. The episode concludes with a lively review on the new "Godzilla Minus 1," movie.

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