Derek doesn't care about the glass vase with sticks. What's wrong with Jerry's leg?

Katy asks the tough questions: what about the unibrow? Derek says no to everything. La la la.

Damn you Seinfeld, you useless pustule. Katy wants Puddy to tell her to go to hell.

Maybe they are salamis up there. Maybe what this woman needs is brother husbands. Katy is not going to wear a "Team Pubes" shirt.

The worst episode of Seinfeld ever, or pretty good? Is it chest hair or pubes? What do you do with the stumps?

The World Series trophy is trash. Calendars are made up, we say celebrate things whenever you want.

We talk about this great episode, argue about land lines, yada yada yada, that's what she said.

We pitch ergonomic furniture store names. Katy likes a Kramer joke and Derek doesn't like his swimming style. George is a cozy boy.

You can't have sex in a bucket. Katy wants bro instagram chefs to pour sauce on themselves. Derek's English Patient is the Sixth Sense.

Katy feels like she's being hustled at the dentist. Derek doesn't want to disappoint tooth mommy. Jerry's girlfriend does the perfect revenge.