Where's Susan? George is worrying an old friend with his behaviour, and everyone else is worried about Lloyd Braun. Elaine's shirt could be wetter.

Derek believes a sponge will always get used. Katy had to do a hard target search for eye wipes. Kramer's walk is not worth talking about.

Hello and welcome to this episode. Why don't you just tell me what you thought of it? We discuss driving positions, buffers and ballzookas.

Take Part in the fun! Elaine is obsessed with a man who doesn't remember her, and George reveals his secret to Jacopo's mama.

We get censored this episode, and it's not for saying Soup Nazi too much. George is disgusted with Jerry. Kramer is roughed up by toughs.

Elaine tries to write catalogue copy and defends her alarm clock and microwave skills. Katy asks Derek to banter.

Too much happens in the span of two days. George winks constantly. We agree head-to-toe doesn't make sense.

Derek thinks Katy uses too many mugs. Katy is pro-canning. Larry David's worst story idea sees George providing a chair.

All we want are doors to the floor. George wants to postpone to the first day of Spring. Kramer spills a latte.

She scooped the niblets. Katy identifies with Elaine as a pyjama-clad, neighbour-yeller. Derek appreciates knowing where you are and what you're doing. We discuss Mad About You.