Warning: This episode is about ass. We say it a lot. Fusili, blepharoplasty, vanity and hilarity ensue.

Sucking on pits and nuts, this episode is not really about a doodle. At the end we take a hard turn into energy politics!

Derek and Katy do not like this episode. Derek and Katy talk about killer tomatoes instead. Derek and Katy sing a song from Drag Race.

Frank has a lot going on on the top floor. George doesn't want kasha in bed. Derek refuses to believe Canada Post is responsible for postal codes.

Elaine's friend leaves her three blocks from home with all her ski gear. George yells at a delicate genius. We are still talking about pointy heads.

Elaine tries to recruit to her team. Jerry watches Melrose. We debate pointy heads.

We go live for our 100th episode and Seinfeld's 100th episode clip show! We struggle with audio, we talk over the episode, we have a nice fun time.

A toupee, a lie, a pair of glasses, and a scofflaw in that order. New York is real and it's full of diapers and delivery boxes.

Tim Whatley regifts a label maker, the second most wonderful office equipment. George eats a dark pickle. We fix Canadian football. Ukraine is not weak.

Pickleball culture is out of control. Jerry fails successfully at the switch. Katy tries to guess where the name is real or not. TW: Eating disorders are mentioned in this episode.