Oh no! My frankfurter! My frankfurter oh no. The incomparable divine Miss M finds herself Gilooly'd, and princess wants a manicure. None of this make sense, and we gab about hockey goss.

You gotta support the team. This devolves into a hockey gossip podcast with a sidebar into butt wiping.

Repeat after me: you can't have sex in the lobby of a hotel. And what does it mean if you say you have a pen in your ear? George is a terrible person.

Warning: This episode is about ass. We say it a lot. Fusili, blepharoplasty, vanity and hilarity ensue.

Sucking on pits and nuts, this episode is not really about a doodle. At the end we take a hard turn into energy politics!

Derek and Katy do not like this episode. Derek and Katy talk about killer tomatoes instead. Derek and Katy sing a song from Drag Race.

Frank has a lot going on on the top floor. George doesn't want kasha in bed. Derek refuses to believe Canada Post is responsible for postal codes.

Elaine's friend leaves her three blocks from home with all her ski gear. George yells at a delicate genius. We are still talking about pointy heads.

Elaine tries to recruit to her team. Jerry watches Melrose. We debate pointy heads.

We go live for our 100th episode and Seinfeld's 100th episode clip show! We struggle with audio, we talk over the episode, we have a nice fun time.