A toupee, a lie, a pair of glasses, and a scofflaw in that order. New York is real and it's full of diapers and delivery boxes.

Tim Whatley regifts a label maker, the second most wonderful office equipment. George eats a dark pickle. We fix Canadian football. Ukraine is not weak.

Pickleball culture is out of control. Jerry fails successfully at the switch. Katy tries to guess where the name is real or not. TW: Eating disorders are mentioned in this episode.

Katy's not a communist but she looks best in drab green. Derek's not a communist but he wrote for the Daily Worker. George goes to Cuba.

We could go the tomato route, but instead we crowd into the changeroom at Barney's.

Mr. Pitt gets to briefly live his dream, George drives Mr. Voight's car, Jerry doesn't want to be a cowboy and Elaine's next stop is Pottersville.

It's a summer clip show!

We take a break, we have a KitKat, and some other tasty and not so tasty treats in this summer bonus episode. Lots of chewing and eating noises, beware.

If you order it, it's a meal. Derek doesn't know who he's making fun of anymore, and we rate the Irish superhunks.

Derek says the words "better than naked is hoiking?" in this episode, in which we also say the word sex a lot. We talk more about the shirt off than the garbage eclair.