This time Katy's mic is off, but we still nail it. Derek mentions an outtake and never delivers, and claims he can eat a whole onion, fast.

We're not playing egg badminton here, we're discussing party etiquette. George eats a sundae.

We cut so much of this episode out, you might say it was bris'd.

Here's to feeling good all the time. Katy tries out her Mandarin and then promptly loses her voice. Derek tells an incredible bar story.

Derek and Katy recount stories of their eighth grade school trips because anything is more interesting than this Seinfeld episode about glasses.

Gaseous bologna, bananas in jello, and a shirt that was the third funniest thing in this episode.

Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about mangoes please, let's talk about all the faking and the plantains that may be.

It's a festivus miracle, a bonus episode! Warning: this episode contains lots of misophonic ASMR stuff, so beware.

Raisins are different. Gorp is not to be shared. And how much loving DOES a normal couple need? Jerry and George's pilot is shot and killed.

We embrace the beauty of silence as Derek tries to recall a classic tale and we draw triangles. Caution for kids listening in, we say "bitches" a bunch of times.