Derek and Katy recount stories of their eighth grade school trips because anything is more interesting than this Seinfeld episode about glasses.

Gaseous bologna, bananas in jello, and a shirt that was the third funniest thing in this episode.

Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about mangoes please, let's talk about all the faking and the plantains that may be.

It's a festivus miracle, a bonus episode! Warning: this episode contains lots of misophonic ASMR stuff, so beware.

Raisins are different. Gorp is not to be shared. And how much loving DOES a normal couple need? Jerry and George's pilot is shot and killed.

We embrace the beauty of silence as Derek tries to recall a classic tale and we draw triangles. Caution for kids listening in, we say "bitches" a bunch of times.

We debate the merits of white wine, exotic fruits and just a bit about this so-so episode.

Jerry never considers the name Regina. Katy remembers a time when you'd be flipping channels it would just be guts. Cam talks yoyos.

Our hubris in claiming we are perfect comes back to bite us as Derek's microphone dies while we discuss fake boobs.

Jerry, George and Elaine all do the same job for a single day, and Vulture.com lose their minds over it.