Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 508

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany's crew is at their peak as they take on Meereen and each other's treachery. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys V.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 507

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This chapter's got lore galore, a POV character meet-up, Meera being awesome and the plot moving forward. More of this, please! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Bran IV.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 506

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We all love what George does with his Dicks. Is Mance the first person in a thousand years to think about attacking Castle Black from the rear? Could Jon and Ygritte have had it all? Or at least something? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon VII.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 505

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos is the guy we all want on our small council, especially in the chapter where he's the only one in the room trying to talk his king out of sacrificing a kid. Is it Pie-los? Pee-los? Jim? Who can say? However you pronounce it, he's smart enough in his choice of teaching material. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Davos V.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 504

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn that Elia was an afterthought because Tywin is the real monster here. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion VI (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 503

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The short, bleak, unhappy chapter in which everything hurts and we torture ourselves wondering if it could have ended any better. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya XI.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 502

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lord Walder Frey and The Chinless Collective cordially invite you to the Red Wedding (the red is for love!). The music is crap (you try playing the lute while sitting on a crossbow) and the food is worse, but at least the reception isn't boring. Sob! A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn VII (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 501

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Settle in for Walder Frey's totally not ominous disjointed musicians. Sandor fools old tourney foes while Arya looks for friendly banners. Which POV are we missing at the Red Wedding? Roose? Edmure? Robb? George likes to slow things down when bad things are happening, a trick we'll remember if he ever publishes The Winds of Winter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya X.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 500

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s still raining. We’re not sure how Walder Frey keeps finding wives, but we’re glad he never met Selwyn Tarth. Cat’s got bread, salt, and hip size on the brain. Roose may be an immortal Mike Pence, but at least he’s proud of Ramsay. We wonder if Jaime was Brienne’s chaperone. And everybody needs to listen to their dogs. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Catelyn VI (repost). Originally recorded in 2017.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 499