Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet...

Next time: we head down to Dorne for "The Soiled Knight," Arys Oakheart's sole POV chapter, in which he's horny to the point of treason. We've all been there. 

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Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Asha Greyjoy comes home to take her father's chair, no matter how many uncles she has to ignore. 

Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC, Cersei III, in which Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet...

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

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Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we climb up to the Eyrie to check in on Sansa Stark, who's busy becoming Alayne Stone while Littlefinger tries to get away with murder. 

Next time: we sail back to the Iron Islands for "The Kraken's Daughter," in which Asha Greyjoy discovers that being the kraken's daughter might not be enough to take chasrge.

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

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Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we head back on the road with our favorite NotAKnight, Dunk--I mean, Brienne, as she arrives at Duskendale and literally runs into her new squire, Egg--I mean, Pod! 

Next time: we climb up to the Eyrie for AFFC, Sansa I, in which...wait, Sansa? Sansa who? All I see is Alayne Stone. 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

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Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime holds vigil for his father while regretting (and flashing back to) every choice he's ever made. For a change. 

Next time: we head back on the road with our favorite NotAKnight, Dunk--I mean, Brienne, as she arrives at Duskendale and literally runs into her new squire, Egg--I mean, Pod! 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei appoints Gyles Rosby as the new master of coin and tries to appoint her uncle Kevan as the new Hand of the King. Can't win 'em all! 

Next time: we head out to...nowhere, actually, we stay right here in King's Landing for A Feast for Crows, Jaime I, in which Jaime holds vigil for his father while regretting every decision he's ever made. 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

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Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arya arrives at Braavos, a city bustling with life...except for the death cult hiding in plain sight. Which is where she's headed, naturally. 

Next time: we return to King's Landing as Cersei names Gyles Rosby as the new master of coin and...tries to name her uncle Kevan as the new Hand of the King in A Feast for Crows, Cersei II!

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

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Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Sam is ready to take on the Others, but maybe not a mouse. Poor little guy (meaning both Sam and the mouse).

Next time: we set sail for Braavos in A Feast for Crows, Arya I! 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

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Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Brienne of Tarth, truest of NotAKnights, sets out to find a princess who will always, always be in another castle.

Next time: we're taking next week off, but the week after that, we'll be covering AFFC, Samwell I, in which Sam is ready to take on the Others, but maybe not a mouse. Poor little guy (meaning both Sam and the mouse). 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, special guest Rohanne joins us to welcome the one true queen to the NotACast with AFFC, Cersei I. 

Next time: we head out on the road with the truest NotAKnight in AFFC, Brienne I! 

Rohanne's twitter: https://x.com/cyrilwoodcock 

Rohanne on Girls Gone Canon discussing Cersei, gender, and sexuality: https://girlsgonecanon.podbean.com/e/asoiaf-episode-235-%E2%80%94-affc-cersei-vii-featuring-rohanne/

A Most Uncommon Woman - Cersei Lannister’s Gender Trouble by Rohanne and Lo the Lynx: https://lothelynx.wordpress.com/2021/10/17/a-most-uncommon-woman-cersei-lannisters-gender-trouble/

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

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Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF