Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, special guest Quinn the GM joins us to rank all the POVs in ASOIAF. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will stay mediocre for life?

Next time: Manu returns as we set sail for the kingsmoot with AFFC, The Iron Captain! 

Quinn's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/quinnthegm 

Quinn's twitter: https://x.com/quinnthegm 

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Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei rules out Westeros' new ruling class, each one somehow less impressive than the last.

Next time: a special episode with Quinn the GM, in which he and Emmett rank the POV characters! 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime bids farewell to his father's corpse--and thanks to his still-living relatives, that was the *best* part of his day. 

Next time: we stay right here in King's Landing for AFFC Cersei IV, in which she unveils her small council: Harys Swyft, Orton Merryweather, Gyles Rosby...nothing but winners. 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode: Sam pukes, Gilly cries, the baby poops, and Maester Aemon comes unstuck in time. It's the most miserable quest in the story...until we get to Quentyn, that is.

Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC Jaime II, in which Tywin's corpse leaves the city, and Jaime is honestly jealous. (Of the leaving part, not the dying part. OK, maybe that too!) 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, our friend Lo joins us to discuss Brienne's return to Maidenpool and how everyone she meets reflects back on her past and personal journey. 

Next time: we kick off another quest in AFFC Samwell II, in which Sam and his companions set sail across the narrow sea, somehow having an even worse time than Brienne.

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Lo's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/lothelynx.bsky.social 

Lo's podcast: https://ragmanspod.podbean.com/ 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arys Oakheart is treason-level horny, but at least he feels suicidally shameful about it. 

Next time: we hit the road again with Dunk and Egg 2.0, Brienne and Pod, for AFFC Brienne III. We'll be joined for this episode by our friend Lo aka Lo the Lynx! 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet...

Next time: we head down to Dorne for "The Soiled Knight," Arys Oakheart's sole POV chapter, in which he's horny to the point of treason. We've all been there. 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Asha Greyjoy comes home to take her father's chair, no matter how many uncles she has to ignore. 

Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC, Cersei III, in which Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet...

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we climb up to the Eyrie to check in on Sansa Stark, who's busy becoming Alayne Stone while Littlefinger tries to get away with murder. 

Next time: we sail back to the Iron Islands for "The Kraken's Daughter," in which Asha Greyjoy discovers that being the kraken's daughter might not be enough to take chasrge.

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we head back on the road with our favorite NotAKnight, Dunk--I mean, Brienne, as she arrives at Duskendale and literally runs into her new squire, Egg--I mean, Pod! 

Next time: we climb up to the Eyrie for AFFC, Sansa I, in which...wait, Sansa? Sansa who? All I see is Alayne Stone. 

Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn

Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb 

Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF