Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. George’s fantasy genetics strike again. Things are bad when even fanboy Ned can admit Robert will do something monstrous. And is Cersei and Ned’s conversation a tribute to the film Dumb and Dumber, or are they just projecting their own morals onto each other? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard XII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 348

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Targaryen genetics remain a wtf. George’s blood orange foreshadowing creeps us out almost as much as Littlefinger does. We all get a little sad about Sansa and Jeyne’s last moment of fun. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Sansa III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 347

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this special episode, we talk "Spoiler Alert" by Olivia Dade, a new romance novel loosely set in the Jaime/Brienne fandom. Is this book Nikolaj Coster-Waldau rpf? Sort of. Is Guile disappointed the fictional fandom didn't have a podcast? Yes. Do we adore that this is much more than just a romantic comedy? Also yes. (Warning for sound issues in the second half of the episode.) A Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 346

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime X Brienne. They need another chair in that throne room. How would things have changed if Ned had sent someone else? And just what are Ser Ilyn’s job responsibilities? A Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard XI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 345

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This episode we’re full of realizations: Jerome Flynn pretty much owns the role of Bronn. GRRM is wrong (tune in to find out why), but we totally are the mountain clans, packing up a goat in our inventory for the road. Tyrion appears to be a morning person, but probably not much of a goat milker. Mord should not go to Casterly to get what Tyrion owes him. And in keeping up with the goat theme of this ep, GRRM probably has a greasy goat beard. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion V. Encore of Episode 188 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 344

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Ser Alliser Thorne is lucky everyone didn’t just peace out on him before taking their oaths. The Night’s Watch is having a personnel crisis and it shows. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones – Jon V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 343

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let’s get ready to RUMBLE! It’s Ser Vardis vs. Bronn in a duel to the death. Cat is filled with regret, while Lysa is filling her face with blackberry kebabs. There’s nary a Moon Door in sight, but that won’t stop us from mulling Targaryen runs or Petyr’s peter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VII. Encore of Episode 142 - originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 342

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Do sibling dynamics damn you for life? Renly Baratheon popinjay or a good king in another time? Also, why syphilis and other STDs are a game-changer for the panel. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. The Brothers Baratheon - Baratheon family dynamics.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 341

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Ned's old dream a bit of revisionist history? Because it can't be said enough: Rhaegar was a dbag. And while Robert and Cersei probably deserve each other, Cersei doesn't deserve that particular badge of honor. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard X.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 340

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's got a big mouth and an even bigger negative review in store for The Eyrie on Westeros's version of Trip Advisor. Lysa is as unhinged as the Moon Door. We want fanart of Bronn carrying Tyrion, and we want it now.   Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion V. Encore of Episode 187 - originally recorded in 2017.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 339