Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think GRRM should pretend that sex is a suckling pig, while we're all going to pretend that a ruffled bronn is really just a delightfully cheeky bird. Comma goes to the mat for Kevan Lannister, while we discover that his brother Tywin shares Jaime's questionable taste in armor. Chella has an ear abacus, and do the Lannister soldiers have a circle jerk - minus the jerk? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion VIII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 190

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion brings the mountain clans home to meet his father. They may be gruff and into self-mutilation, but they have democracy and women's equality. Tywin is hot even though he's sporting Mungo Jerry's facial-do. Mia’s asoiaf children's story concept could work- baby dragons and kittens blepping galore. Donkeyleg serenades us with his Big Papa T song. Happy Halloween! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones – Tyrion VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 189

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This episode we’re full of realizations: Jerome Flynn pretty much owns the role of Bronn. GRRM is wrong (tune in to find out why), but we totally are the mountain clans, packing up a goat in our inventory for the road. Tyrion appears to be a morning person, but probably not much of a goat milker. Mord should not go to Casterly to get what Tyrion owes him. And in keeping up with the goat theme of this ep, GRRM probably has a greasy goat beard. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones – Tyrion VI.

Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 188

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's got a big mouth and an even bigger negative review in store for The Eyrie on Westero's version of Trip Advisor. Lysa is as unhinged as the Moon Door. We want fanart of Bronn carrying Tyrion, and we want it now. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 187

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion plans a sharp lesson for Mohor, Lharys, & Kurleket (we see what you did there GRRM, nyuk nyuk nyuk). Cat learns that she was Petyr's Canadian girlfriend. We hold no ill will toward harp players in general, but we're dying to find out if Marillion's new shadowcat cloak is a tuxedo cat pattern or more of a cow cat thing. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 186

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the all-you-can-eat crab leg dinner at The Wall! Alliser Thorne bravely challenges Tyrion to a duel, while Lord Commander Mormont tells us exactly what's going to happen..5 books from now. Also, we still have a more few things to say about Game of Thrones season 7. Hold your aurochs. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion III

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 185

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. A mind needs a book as Winterfell needs a job fair. Were Benjen Stark & Howland Reed co-authoring Rhaegar & Lyanna fan fiction? The Boltons don't dick around with library late fees. Everyone is Jon's uncle, but were the Targaryens really the Trumps of Valyria? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 184

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meet Tyrion Lannister: Librarian Approved. George, why you burnin' all the bacon? Is it a Westerosi hangover cure? And don't think you can hide that hot Nedbert action from our eagle eyes. Jaime knows a seamstress and isn't afraid to use her, while Joffrey & Cersei are already plotting to kill the Stark pets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion I

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 183

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love everything about Jaime Lannister, except his taste level. Welcome to the Hotel Riverrun, where "trebuchet" is just a really fun word to say. Jaime not only thinks women are (gasp!) people, he also thinks to feel sorry for the Harrenhal bear. Comma won't stop talking about crack and we all agree that fanmixes are serious business (so please send yours in). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Jaime Lannister Appreciation Episode.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 182

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. As we discuss the entirety of season 7, the silence is deafening as we rake our minds for our favorite moments. We’re quick with grading it, though, and it’s good for D&D that none of us have any pull with HBO. Join us as we discuss Jaime x Bran; hot old zombies, armies of 5-foot girls, and why it’s a bad idea to get between Guile and Pie. We’ve become the Tyrion of his Dance chapters, but good ol New Mexico chili will save us all. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Review.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 181