Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you smell that Darry air? We meet more fun Freys, and ladies, let's face it, we've all been a Gatehouse Ami. Jaime's a great father figure, but Lancel has a rather strict view of what constitutes treason. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime IV (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 566

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Victarion is having a "we're the workers doing all the work and the boss takes the glory" moment. Also, George? Stop naming chapters after nicknames. Even The Reader can't save us from this chapter where George is Boba Fetting to an insane degree. Nuncles at their nunclest.This chapter could have been a Raven. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Reaver (Victarion II).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 565

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No one wants to get their dress dirty. Marg’s posse all have the cool names. So do the ships, and by ships we mean the kind that go in water. Megga x Mark Mullendore and monkeys for everyone? And Sweet Cersei sings: Whatever it is I think I see becomes an Incest relationship to me. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VI (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 564

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you feel the love in King's Landing? Our favorite twins can't. Harrenhal may be a nightmare, but the Golden Bitchslap is every shipper's dream. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime III (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 563

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam is in hell, but honestly, Sam, get the water yourself and stop whining. Everything sucks, but specifically Dareon. Arya shows up and Sam (and we) are thrilled to see her. If only Aemon had gotten to Dany and/or Oldtown we wouldn't have to write AU fanfic. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Samwell III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 562

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in for hipster date night with Hyle Hunt where he gives the Stinking Goose a really bad Yelp review. You may not like him, but Hyle makes LoT laugh so he’s won her over. Special shoutout to Septon Meribald’s giant feet (wink wink). And Podrick Payne remains our special cinnamon roll. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne V (repost). Originally recorded in 2019.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 561

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's another rough day at the office for Cersei: bill collectors to the right and laundry accidents to the left. Chicky needs to keep her bitch in line. The North Remembers, but sadly, Cersei has forgotten all she never learned at her father's knee. Join us for for bathtub memories, Kettleblacks galore, the first Ser Pounce sighting, and the proposed prohibition of beets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei V (repost). Originally recorded in 2016.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 560

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're calling this a siege even if Petyr isn't. Why aren't there any chickens in the Eyrie? And why is Petyr so gross? No one wants to see Littlefinger die more than we do. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne I (Sansa II).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 559

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The House of Black and White is a cult and you cannot tell us otherwise. Drink if the Kindly Man asks Arya who she is. Chug if he says "you lie." A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Arya II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 558

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When everything that can go wrong, does and it’s because Arianne’s cohort seems to be straight out of a lethal version of Scooby Doo. No strategy, just vibes and snacks for the road. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - The Queenmaker (Arianne I).

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 557