We Discuss Lord of the Rings and Chris reveals that he hasn't actually read the books. He cheated by doing the audiobook. 

We discuss tire repair, and all things tires...Well, some things tires.

We then get into philosophy and dreams including sharing some dreams.

We make jokes and laugh and you will too!!!!!

But seriously, would you? If they were hot? If they were hot in a way that really speaks to you?

Speaking of psychos, did you hear that the second Impeachment trial against Donald J Trump has begun? Yeah we don't talk about that here but we talk politics, drugs, sexy times and many other things during this episode.

We are immensely grateful for all you listeners out there.

Thank you!!!

(The Kidney, More Foreskin, Death and Funerals)

I smell Whipped cream, but different. Is there something in the air?

We talk about organ donation, Green Funerals and the unnatural horrors of the American funeral business in general. We talk about our post death wishes and more. 

We have an informed discussion about organ donation and transplants as well as make an impassioned plea!

We got more of that foreskin talk y'all love so much. 

And then, after months of doing the show, we have...DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!......Our first live on air to tape call in to the show. 

All in all some highly altering discussion.

Oh yeah, we may be experimenting with inhaling things!

Dig in and whip it up!

The crew does a deep dive on deep sea delectables. 

We discuss Underwear, Urinal Splashback and other first world problems.

Elijah Flexes on his knowledge of marine life while Alexander flexes his knowledge of the kitchen as a chef.

Chris tells stupid jokes, offends some people and tries to make everything political.

Tim and Barclay stop by and hang with us after we close the bar. 

The Closing Time crew discuss QAnon and a certain customer who may or may not wear a QAnon trucker hat on a daily basis.  The phenomenon of Q has divided families and the nation and we try to make sense of it all...where there is none to be had.

We discuss the ins and outs of getting a colonic. Alexander walks us through the process while Chris demands that we get a sponsorship from the establishment. Hoping we can have a field trip to the hydrotherapy spot that we cover on the air!

We celebrate Tim's 29th spin around the sun!! Yay Timmy! You made it to almost thirty.

We spend a good amount of time telling embarrassing masturbation stories and discussing circumcision  including a fairly unfortunate tale of an attempted self circumcision!!! Yikes!

Chris talks about how special he is because he knows a little science. He explains that he thinks he's better than everybody because he thinks he's smarter. Then discusses skepticism and Tom Scott videos. He does or does not shit on Alexander's parade. 

Some of the cast eats hot peppers. 

Chris discusses techniques learned in his couple's therapy called UPLEVEL, including guided vents and resolutions. He then begs shamelessly for a sponsorship from UPLEVEL's creator.

We discuss Polyamory and the allure of Cheating and Secrets. 

A good safe and sexy time is had by all!!

Alexander enthralls us all with tale of a magical evening with a violinist he goes absolutely "Bananas" for!

Oh...The ELECTION IS COMING!!!

Cranking!! Our new Hit country Song is Pre Debuted here. We write it live for you and it was a joy. The song describes someone who is lonesome and has taken to masturbation while crying.

We discuss the pre-election jitters as well as Red Pill and the sexual dynamics between men and women. Brandy stops by and Tom sits in for a bit.

Finally, Chris takes responsibility for his overt Sexuality when he speaks at times and even takes responsibility for making people uncomfortable. A very special episode indeed.

We are joined by guests, Chris Mortenson, Delaney Storm Brown and in house Film Maker Peter Leonard. We discuss the curse of being in one of his YouTube movies, as well as chat with the latest victim of the curse, Chris Mortenson who appeared in our most recent video, "The Squeezer" only to proceed to get into a bicycle accident, nearly crippling him for life. He discusses his struggles with health and addiction, especially during the pandemic. 

Alexander takes us through the mysterious world of raw meat eating and HIGH MEAT eating. We discuss the super SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL CAVE, hidden under Pack Square, in the center of downtown Asheville, North Carolina.

We discuss the lies parents tell their children.....and actual child abuse.

"Hilarious and life changing" - The ghost of Gene Siskel

"Their best yet." - The embers of my dying relationship.

Come and Knock on OUR DOOR! Ray joins us to discuss Hair Metal (including the tragic tale of Jani Lane), Dance Church, and Smelly Hippies. Elijah makes the huge announcement that he's moving to Washington state, but NOT LEAVING THE SHOW!!!!! Darien refutes their massive Electra complex. We discuss some blood type based dating apps as well as the cult Alexander plans to possibly start. We do a deep dive on the Kava truck and SWAMP COW!!! A true Laugh Orgy....Oh, we also talk about our friend that died, Corey Tipton. He was too young and we miss the shit out of him. We use his chair that his parents donated to the bar after his death to podcast and we really do miss him everyday.

Is ASMR your thing? Is ASMR like cilantro? Do you love it or does it taste like soap? Peter performs some Shakespeare for us and we are HONORED. We then trade off accents until it is revealed that Chris is one Leonard brother's FAVORITE BARTENDER. Elijah shares some wackjob Christian comics that personally insult most of the Asheville, North Carolina population. And All Those Delightful Fungi!!!!!!!!! Plus Delany and Keegen stop in.