Clown People

What's going ON pigclowns and clownpigs! Hope you had a Happy Halloween, this week it's just us in the clown car talking about a REAL LIFE HORROR: Brieana fell tf down while hosting a show :( OH HOW the mighty have FALLEN!!! ENJOY OUR HUMBILITY! But rate us 5 stars so the robutts think we're COOOOOOL! KISSES!

WHATTUP CLOWNS AND PIGS ALIKE! We talked about Walfarts last week, but we didn't really get into the REAL nitty gritty: our encounters with the average Walmart Shopper™! Listen today or suggest us for Walmart Request Radio today! KISSES!

What the HECKYS UP CLOWNPIGS?! It's just us in the clown car today and we're talking about Walmart! We spend far too much time at our local Walmart right before they close cuz it's good cardio circling aroooound, lookin at the clearance section, listening to Walmart Request Radio! We're on the ground floor of underground Walmart rap and much more! LISTEN TODAY OR WHENEVER! KISSES!

Oh boy it's Clown People here with a very special guest: Bill Squire! We got to hang out in his cool Cleveland clown compound and we were like "Hey Bill! We have a 20 minute podcast where we just make fun jokes and fart and stuff! U wanna do it?" and he was like "What if we did a *35* minute episode about media literacy and other political qualms?" and we were like "Okay"! Thankfully the rightwingmagagoo bot databases got destroyed before we aired this, phew! Would those circuits be miffed!

WHATTUP CLOWN HOLESSSS It's just us in the clown car today, and Brieana's been helping Maam Doordash! It's like baby driver, but fat as shit! Altercations! Maam lore! What more could you want?! LISTEN TODAY! RATE 50000000 STARS! KISSES!

WELCOME BACK to the big brain money schemes podcast! Whattup pigs it's us in the clown car today talkin' about our most recent time at the carnival! Al gets propositioned! We proposition! It's called COMMERCE, DUMMYS!!!! Anyway, please listen and rate 900000 stars, anything less and your brain smooth as the breeze! KISSES!

What it doooo our clownball friends? Tata promised us a pants where he shit his story, but we're not so sure he's telling the HOLE TRUTH!!!! Listen today wherever you consume fart pods, bonus points if you play it out loud at your work and force all your coworkers to listen!!!

What up clown pigs, episode TWO TWO TWO: TATA TOILET TROUBLES - Letter of the day is T! Which is perfect and just what today's guest needs, it's Elliot Tata!! Listen to this whacky fuck today or whenever!

WHATS UP CLOWNHOLES, hope you're doing well! This weeks emotionally charged episode is all about what AL'S LITTLE SISTER REA DID TO BRIEANA!! ON! BRIEANA'S! BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable, the kids are not alright, and Brieana is never going to beat the allegations it's not just about the cake. LISTEN TODAY!

Whattup clownhogs, we still got Theo in the clown cave today and we're not a visual pod, but we're really taking you on a audio tour of the visuals of the clown cave! THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS! Listen today or UH OH!!!!!! BIG BAD NEWS COMING YOUR WAY!!!! You're gunna think yeah right but when something goes wrong, theres gunna be a lil thought in the back of your head like fuck I shoulda listened to that podcast episode!!!!