Welcome back to the death and grieving podcast, we have a very special guest on: THEO KONSTANTINO!!!! Coming at you live right after his mothers funeral! We do all kinds of fun songs because if you're not laughing you're crying, but if you can't laugh then you can SING and then you can laugh so you're not crying!!!! Listen today or have five days of bad luck!!!!

What up clown holes, we got Cam Ohh and Gami Hamjane in the back seat and surprise surprise, it's all about Gabi and her horrific life decisions! We recorded this almost a whole year ago and you'd never know it! Wow! She's excellent at character development! If you are her therapist, please listen to this episode!! For everyone else, listen to feel better about your own life!

We're getting MUSICAL in the clown car today! Special guest in the clown car is Logan O'Brien! What makes him special? Not much other than that he is here with us today still by the grace of god and hidden healthy liver molecules! LISTEN TODAY AND YOULL HAVE THREE DAYS OF GOOD LUCK!

What's up clown pigs, today is Al's BIRTHDAY!!! PEW PEW PEW PEWWWW!!!!! And to celebrate here's an episode we recorded so long ago the friendship dynamic of this group changed about 16 times, so long ago it looped back around and we're all friends again SO ITS NOT WEIRD to have Gami Hamjones and LogieObie in the same clown car!!! Listen today for clout and prosperity!

YEAH YEAH YEAH! We got our dear dear friend Ced Boogie in the clown car today! What an absolute volcano of a man lol, enjoy the episode! If you don't like it, take solace in the fact that immediately after recording, the clown car got T-Boned :D lol

Aughhhhhhh, eugh *burp* hurf durf? Durf hurf daughhh augh. Sorry, tried voice to texting the episode description, but we're in a total fkn food coma from the FOOD EXPO! We finally went and we recorded *IMMEDIATELY* after! Once in a lifetime experience, listen and live a meaty mukbang life vicariously through us!

What up Clownholes, this weeks episode about having a tough time (and boy did we have no idea how much harder it was gunna get later that week! FORESHADOWING!) and how you know what? We LIKE that our life is hard, we think it's FUCKING COOL AND ALSO RAD! We also talk about Yiayia some more because that woman is hilarious. LISTEN ANYWHERE! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

WHATS UP CLOWN HOLES! This week we're clowning on Al's little sister Rea because god DAMNIT Rea how did you fuck up parking this goddamn bad? MY GOD. This episode made us laugh so hopefully this will resonate with anyone who has a FUCKING DIPSHIT teenager in their life! Oh god WE'RE OLD!!!!! Anyway we gotta go say three hail skibidi's and go to bed now. KISSES!

WHATTUP CLOWNPIGS We got a very special guest in the clown car today, IT'S MATT MCARTHUR!!! We talk about Bagpipes and bagpipe accessories and then get into the IMPORTANT TOPICS like M I L K! Listen today on spootles or wherever you get silly ding dong pods!

WHÜTS ÜP CLOWNHOLES! This week it's just us and we're talking about all kinds of hardships we dealt with (a few months ago when we recorded during a blizzard), way too much earwax, and eventually we round out the episode with the GREATEST CULINARY IDEA OF ALL FÜCKIN TIME - Sorry we're such ENTREPRENEÜRS! Keep an eye out for our new RestaÜrant COMING SÜN!