YEAH YEAH YEAH! We got our dear dear friend Ced Boogie in the clown car today! What an absolute volcano of a man lol, enjoy the episode! If you don't like it, take solace in the fact that immediately after recording, the clown car got T-Boned :D lol

Aughhhhhhh, eugh *burp* hurf durf? Durf hurf daughhh augh. Sorry, tried voice to texting the episode description, but we're in a total fkn food coma from the FOOD EXPO! We finally went and we recorded *IMMEDIATELY* after! Once in a lifetime experience, listen and live a meaty mukbang life vicariously through us!

What up Clownholes, this weeks episode about having a tough time (and boy did we have no idea how much harder it was gunna get later that week! FORESHADOWING!) and how you know what? We LIKE that our life is hard, we think it's FUCKING COOL AND ALSO RAD! We also talk about Yiayia some more because that woman is hilarious. LISTEN ANYWHERE! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

WHATS UP CLOWN HOLES! This week we're clowning on Al's little sister Rea because god DAMNIT Rea how did you fuck up parking this goddamn bad? MY GOD. This episode made us laugh so hopefully this will resonate with anyone who has a FUCKING DIPSHIT teenager in their life! Oh god WE'RE OLD!!!!! Anyway we gotta go say three hail skibidi's and go to bed now. KISSES!

WHATTUP CLOWNPIGS We got a very special guest in the clown car today, IT'S MATT MCARTHUR!!! We talk about Bagpipes and bagpipe accessories and then get into the IMPORTANT TOPICS like M I L K! Listen today on spootles or wherever you get silly ding dong pods!

WHÜTS ÜP CLOWNHOLES! This week it's just us and we're talking about all kinds of hardships we dealt with (a few months ago when we recorded during a blizzard), way too much earwax, and eventually we round out the episode with the GREATEST CULINARY IDEA OF ALL FÜCKIN TIME - Sorry we're such ENTREPRENEÜRS! Keep an eye out for our new RestaÜrant COMING SÜN!

What it doooo Clownholes! We're still in Princess Snowball's palace and this weeks episode we finally hear her out on her A.) Elmo impression and B.) Unexpected love of Nascar! Listen today you fuckin FREAKS! Kisses <3

Howdho Clownholes, we went to Gabini's candyland ass house and recorded with her about all kinds of shit (mostly geometry and like national locations and shit) so settle down and listen to our big brain smart pod today!

How's it going clownpals, THIS IS GREAT NEWS: We're talkin all kinds of BEANS and Yiayia-isms today so hunker down with big ol bowla beans and TUNE IN!

What's up CLOOOOWN holes! HAPPY 6/9! Nicest day of the year! A bunch of months ago we went and saw 28 Years Later: THE BONE TEMPLE and it was fuckin sick dude - DON'T LISTEN IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILARS otherwise idk, listen to get a perfect synopsis and in depth analysis of this film, we are very smart and serious, yes.