HEY CLOWNS AND SHARKS! Zack Hammond is back with our big pig asses again and we're talkin SCHEMES and PLOTS!!! We're exclusively a schemes and plots plotcast now!

We're getting really into producing fun video content, it's a bit of a slow go right now because editing and stuff takes a lot longer compared to the regular podcast (an hour video is more work than a 20 minute audio only recording? WHO KNEW!), but we're having a lot of fun and hope you enjoy our lets play! Putt Putt Goes to the Moon!

What's up clownpigs, our dear friend Zack is BACK and we're gunna start a compound. ONLY COOL PEOPLE ALLOWED IN OUR COMPOUNND NO ITS NOT A CULT IT'S A MONEY SAVING SCHEME! Like + Subscribe, Sharks!

What's up highbrow Clown PIIIIGS! 11/11 Make a wish! WOW, WISH GRANTED! I WISHED FOR A NEW EPISODE OF CLOWN PEOPLE! This week we debut our new musical skills that Brieana's been working REALLY really hard on! So please appreciate our descent into a new audible artform! We also wonder outloud about the weird kids from school (mostly us and the Bog Kids.) Listen today and tomorrow and forever on Spotify and Appledapples!

What's up Clownholes, we watched the movie 28 Years later (and are releasing this episode roughly the same amount of time later) SO SPOILER ALERT! We just kinda go through the movie because we had questions, thoughts, and concerns! Listen today on Spinglebingle or the fruit one!

What's up clownpigs, we have a special episode today to commemorate the life of Brieana's dad, Kevin Woodward, lovingly known as Deed. He passed away on September 1st, 2025, and while the clowns spent time in Montana taking care of everything, we sat down with his friends to collect some fun stories and memories; When we got home, we did the same thing with friends and family, and edited it all together to bring you this memorial episode! Please honor Deed by always finding the funny, everywhere in everything :)

Special thanks to Al for all his love and support - Maam, Aunt Tracy, Meghan, Stephanie, Marianne, Nick, Karen, Brenda, Cody, Nat, and Elliott for contributing stories - and lastly big thanks to everyone who reached out and was there for our family. You're all appreciated more than you can know!

What up Clownpigs, we got Zack Hammond back in the clown car to discuss the scariest topic of all: Al's driving! And some other stuff that's kinda horror/Halloween adjacent! Have a happy Halloween! Not really, but this is the most on-topic you're gunna get outta us! Listen whenever wherever!

Good Morning Clowns! In todays business meeting we discuss big brain tactics, optimized incentivization, and pull the trigger on circling back to the real rockstar of the company: Weeples! Listen on Speeple or Apple or PodBeeple or wherever we're the top #18 Baroque Period Podcast today!

Hello Clownpigs, this week we talk about how scientists are (successfully?) bringing back the Wooly Mammoth - Jesus Christ even extinct creatures can't be free from the shackles of reboots! Even Nature is milking recycled content, UNREAL! Anyway we get into some more deserving deep cuts, IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT YOU, WOOLY MAMMOTH YOU DIVA!! Listen on Spotassic Park or Apple Pods today!

What's up freaks, if you've been a long-time listener then you know we love a little ass song! Jingles! Tunes! No Diddy, YES Ditty! If you're a new listener, this will probably be a good litmus test if this pods for you! ONLY THE STRONG CAN HANG IN THE CLOWN CAR, PIGS!