Greetings Clownpals! We have a new clownpig in the clown car with us today, clowntroducing: [Redacted because she's applying for grad school or something now and we're not tryna have our stupid 20 minute pod ruin someones life!]! We talk about the beautiful plains of South Dakota and Danish stereotypes! Some other stuff too, but guess you'll have to listen to find out! Just a very nice midwestern guest!

What's up clownpigs! Dropping a Bonus Episode for y'all this week! We have a very special pig in the car, it's our new pal Nate Hanet! He used to be a lawyer (still is? idk!) in Louisiana, so we got him on retainer for all kinds of swamp legislation! Meet him in this fun lil eppy today and we'll see y'all again on Tuesday! Go check out our instagram too for a new cartoon clip! NEW CARTOON SATURDAY!

What's up Clownakis, we talk a WHOLE LOTTA Yiayia this episode! Whomst is Yiayia? It's Greek for grandmother you UNCULTURED SWINE. Anyway, she got fell on and was all hopped up on fent or whatever so it's just very fun to talk about her and her big ol bussin beans! YOU TAKE!

What's up clownholes! We still have the wops (Cam Ohh and Andrew Balestieri) in our backseat, and we FINALLY discuss our favorite pasta shape! Give it a listen! We talk about it finally we swears it, we do!

Hey everyone, SURPRISE! Bonus episode! We meant to drop this a fiscal quarter ago, but Brieana got a horrific infection in her head and life has been boinking our big ol buns since! BUT WE DID IT! We edited the episode of us interviewing a bunch of different clowns while at Clown College and it was a lot of fun!!! Thank you to every clown who contributed and shout out specifically Cait the Clown for inviting us and being awesome!!!

What's up Clownpigs! We got not one, but TWO! Count em TWO (2) big ol woperinos in the clown car today, Cam Ohh and Andrew Balestieri! We got KFC and all I wanted to do was talk about our favorite pasta shape, but it turned out to be everything but! Enjoy the episode and special surprise musical guest on Spotify or wherever!

Whattup Clownholes, in today's episode Brieana has anxiety over a soup villain, and we talk about the denizens of Fargo (Turns out, it's NOTHING like the movie now! We didn't see ONE woodchipper! Unbelievable!)

What's up Clowns, CREMATION IS A SCAM! So we're here to offer up some pipin' HOT alternatives to granulating your loved ones and storing them! Listen now for the riffs or simply to observe what 15+ hour drives does to the human psyche!

What's up Clownpissers, this episode was recorded on the long drive home from Montana many moons ago, and boy did Brieana have some BIG BRAIN thoughts! Hop on this train of thought and chuggachuggachoochoo along with us!

Ey Clowntoots, how are ya? We watched the Penguin (was like, 1.5 stars better than watching Brieana's dad die at least!) while in Montaaaynya, and alls yous needs to knows is, is IT'S PENGUIN TIIIIIME! Heavy spoilers and stretching the good will of music clips ahead!