Theo's still in the clown car and we're all talking about DRANKS and Brieana is SICK and tired of Mocktails. Bring back the pussy discount!

Our favorite lil Greek pig Theo Konstantino joins us in the clown car to record an ON LOCATION EPISODE at the Encore Resort and Casino (in the parking garage below where no one could see us, WHERE WE BELONG.) We talk insulin and gaming (goes together like cookies and milk). Listen on Spotify or wherever you consume PODS (and find us on Patreon! We post early eps, behind the scenes, fun videos, and how-to's lol)

We watched Kaiju no. 8 and the theme song really resonated with us, unfortunately the musician did not. We listened to the whole discography - we fuckin tried. Anyway, riffs ahead, listen now, wherever whenever.

The clowns did NOT get good sleep, but had a long drive, so they started recording to originally complain - I mean, admire motorcyclists, and how 9 out of 10 times they're not driving like total cocks, but somehow ended up on Al trying to teach Brieana the history of Hotel Rwanda? Idfk man, just take an Adderall and listen to the episode.

We're taking Brieana's bit about boinkin' cartoons to the pod - What cartoon did you wanna fuck? Don't be shy, the clowns + Cam Ohh and Nate Hilli certainly weren't.

Do you guys remember those 90's lil childrens shows?! We remembered them with our clown pals Nat and Timmy Weagle with a surprise guest nearish the end! Join us on the path to enlightenment (understanding the concept of Gullah Gullah Island) on Spotify or wherever you listen to poderoos!

What's up clownpigs, we got Cam Ohh and Nate Hilli in the clown car today, and we're* doing our goddamn best to not get redpilled.

*Brieana is the only one resisting the redpill-maxxing. Also something about eggs. Listen today!

What's up clown pigs we have our dear clown pals Nat and Timmy Weagle joining us to chat it up and participate in our favorite past time: Singing jingles! Reminisce on how advertisements successfully commandeered our psyche on spotify or wherever you listen to podcasts and find us on PAAATREEEEEEOOOON pew pew pewwwwwww!

You can't get more white trash than a VFW hall'd event. It's our favorite type of event! These halls are very versatile, weddings, baby showers, funerals - they're a real one stop shop for all of life's lil events (if you're trash enough, anyway. It's actually LAW that you must bring at least ONE crockpot of Beans & Weens or else you don't get to see your family.)

Speaking of Events, Join us at The Pint in Worcester tomorrow night (9/11) for a big top comedy circus show! It's not something you'll easily forget!

Today we have a dear guest on, Joe Rogers from Kitsap County Comedy in Bremerton, WA! We had such a good time with him, SO please enjoy the soothing sultry voice of Joe as he recounts a tale of two neighbors and exposure (full frontal and otherwise)!