After a long D&D break, the dragon and elf are going nappy till next time, so the Clowns are back! The Clown Car has seen some shit and had many a narrow escape, so it's time we delve into our personal Top 5's for the WORST CARS (and their drivers) that we encounter on the road, of all time!

The final CONCLUSION of the Wand saga with your humble D&D DUNGEON MASTER (using the term 'master' loosely, fuck you Trevor) TREVOR DION! pewpewpewwwww!

We continue on from last weeks episode of the D&D Campaign "The Wand" written by Trevor Dion (and totally doesn't infringe on any copyright of existing books about magic trustfund kid schools or whatever. Trevor is an LGBT ICON and loves trans people, so he's automatically ahead of the game.)

Happy July pigs! Trevor wrote another D&D campaign for us to try out, so the clowns are taking a break and in our stead, POST OFFICE BOX the sick as hell big ass dragon person and ThunderDick MacPungus the big ass Elf with HUGE balls (no dick) are off on another adventure! Part 1 of 3, LFG.

Brian Sullivan is still within the safe warm walls of the Clown Car and we discuss the intricacies of clamato juice and whatever else!

Brian Sullivan joins the Clowns in the WHAT? THE CLOWN CAR. We discuss the pizza sauce and lore of Espressos in Fitchburg, and we just love him so much and SO WILL YOU, so give a lil listen today!

Trevor is still crumbing up the backseat of the Clown Car, but it's okay because we're HATCHING PLOTS and cooking up SCHEMES in here! Give a listen and follow for more MONEY MAKING TIPS!

Trevor the Crumb Clown himself is back in the Clown Car, and Brieana learned a new SLANG (and totally wasn't hyper-fixated on it AT ALL) - Don't be crumb, come get hip with us today!

Liam McGurk joins us in the Clown Car after we have a delightful day doing our favorite activity: Hitting the arcade! This is the second time we terrorized Fun World in Nashua, NH, and we can't wait to do it again soon, the Truck Game is calling to us.

NO IT'S NOT ABOUT US FUCKING. This is from Thanksgiving you FREAKS. Speaking of freaks, do you know what's in Greek stuffing? Because Brieana sure fucking didn't, and Al let her eat like 5 bites of it. Witness our cultural breakdown today!