Introducing new honorary clown: Brandon Pires! What a delight of a man, so happy to have him join the clownosphere. We get to know him and talk about all kinds of stuff like vampires and bloodborne illnesses!

Brieana farted so bad that Alyis is only on this episode for 7 minutes, but that didn't stop us from discussing the wildest Maam scheme to date!

Introducing (Kinda, him and his boyfriend were in Bonus Episode 29) a new honorary clown, Zach Stewart! We're glad to have him around to bring CULTURE and ARTS to the clown car! Listen to this weeks episode to hear all about the play we saw together!

More rants on class from the clowns this week, which eventually devolve into the greatest (dumbest) riff of all time (so far).

This week the Clowns discuss a subject very near and dear to their hearts: bored rich kids appropriating poor culture and RUINING everything with their irony bro bullshit. Also how awesome and ungentrifiable flea markets are!

Trevors back in the clownosphere this week to discuss how he is less cool than most, if not all, octopus and octopus adjacent creatures.

Al slept way too long and doesn't feel good, his brain has finally molassestized into a sugary goo tumor. We also rip each others hairs out. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

The clowns are getting EXISTENTIAL this week because of some slim jims we saw at the gas station. What happens to our cured meats when we die?!

Brieana hyper-fixated on something stupid in the local town group again, which led to the discovery that Al doesn't know what Lisa Frank is. Unreal!

This week we narrowly avoided being part of a poly-fuck pit in the Ralph's Rock Diner bathroom, a harrowing escape indeed! To make up for it, we show all you boned up weirdo's what you're missing every night by going over our nightly routine!