We took part in local politics despite the fact we very obviously did NOT belong, because fuck those yuppies who think they're gunna tell us where we can and can't park our clown car full of trash!

The exciting conclusion of The Airship has everything you need, ACTION! DRAMA! BOOFING! Listen now!

Happy New Year! The Clowns continue the chase of Alexandria in hot pursuit of the Clown figurines and THE ORB (More importantly - the Clown figurines). Al achieves some personal goals, and the plot's thicker than Trevor's big ol' ass!

We hope you all had a good holiday, our gift to you is Part I of what may be our favorite episodes ever recorded! Introducing: THE AIRSHIP, a heist DnD story by Trevor Dion.

Trevor wants to run his own podcast idea with us, and it involves playing Dungeons and Dragons, so this episode is Brieana building her character because Trevor asked her to do it and she never did. CONTENT BAYBEEE!

Trevor ain't shit but nugs and riffs!

Al did a good deed and helped a couple kids in need of jumper cables, and as a thank you they bought him a bunch of movies from the Red Box. The real gift was watching "Prisoners of the Ghostland" and showing Cam the greatest Nicolas Cage scene of all time.

Introducing new honorary clown Cam Ohh! What a delightful man suffering from RBF (Resting Butt Flaps).

True Crime Clown Time! Al's diabete's kit (The Bete Bag, thank you) was STOLEN from an open mic in Worcester, but super sleuth Brieana "Eagle Eye" Woodward teamed up with a wooden bat-totin', hot-dog slanging gangster ass bish (Shout out the Dawg Alley on Millbury St.!) to track it down!

We're back in the clowncar with our bestest pig friend Trevor, talkin' all bout how he finally got himself a lady friend*! Exciting developments in the Dion-dome.

*Nvm lol she has since regained her sense of sight and smell. This episodes still fun tho!