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Mercury is finally direct again and it's time to get in the kitchen! or the studio! the streets! wherever! It's a solo episode with Maliea and I'm unspooling the web of astrology that makes up an artistic vision. I cover what planets to look to for every aspect of your creative practice -- from creative blocks to collaborations; the style & themes every sign develops, and a glorious swath of famous examples. PLUS I catch us up on the Oasis Reunion, the problem with Blake Lively, hundred million dollar podcast deals, the miracle of ultrasound and *most importantly* an update on Kristen :)
This might get a little emotional, y’all… Our Mood Boards have gone all the way around the zodiac and now we’re landing back at cancer for our final episode before we take a big long maternity break. So apropos then that we’re going out with an exploration of the nurturing, sentimental and witchy water sign thats’s here to teach us the the power of honoring our feelings.
We’re talking Lana del Rey, nostalgia, lunacy, power-guilting, Danzig, Americana, Courtney Love, cartoons, the Chariot, mommy/baby roleplay, attachment styles, cancerian rebellion and so much more. Plus, we take a midyear check-in on our 2024 predictions and explain the astrology behind this summers breakthrough pop girlies.
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Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE
Follow us on Instagram HERE
Follow Maliea HERE and join her Patreon HERE
Follow Kristen HERE
What does your star sign smell like? Is it roses and shampoo? Or B.O. and CD-roms? Join us with this week’s extra fun, super fab guests Maddie and Chloe of the Nose Candy podcast to find out! In this yap fest for the ages, we compare notes on the fragrances of the zodiac, locate signature scents in the natal chart, play guessing games with mystery perfumes, break down Maddie + Chloe’s fire sign sisterhood and so much more!
WHAT WE SMELLED:
1. Burning Barbershop by D.S. & Durga
2. Snowy Owl by Zoologist
3. Warm Bulb by Clue
4. Relique D'amour by Oriza L. Legrand
If you’re in LA, GET TICKETS to the Nose Candy Scent Swap on July 6th HERE
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Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE
Follow us on Instagram HERE
Follow Maliea HERE and join her Patreon HERE
Follow Kristen HERE
Y’all ready to yap? It’s Gemini time! This week is a love letter to the curious, brilliant, always over-stimulated, occasionally diabolical genius of Gemini. This endlessly adaptable air sign throws all certainty out the window for the love of asking questions, teaching us that getting interested in everything makes everything more interesting. We’re talking twins, Prince, goofball behavior, Azealia Banks, accidental optimism, gender bending, the Olsen Twins, lying for fun, Marilyn Monroe and more!
In this week’s mini ep, we’re talking about the astrology of the digital guillotine trend, Hailey Bieber’s suppressed Sagittarius energy, whale communication, solar flares, King Charles’ cursed portrait, 80s influencers and more. Plus, we’re giving you your horoscopes for our wild first week of Gemini season, featuring a gorgina conjunction between Venus and Jupiter and an mega indulgent Sag full moon.
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Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE
Follow us on Instagram HERE
Follow Maliea HERE and her Patreon HERE
Follow Kristen HERE
On May 25th, the planet of opportunity is leaving slow and steady Taurus to spend a year in the quick and curious sign of Gemini. It hasn’t been there since 2012! Get ready for tech breakthroughs, info overloads, FLIRTING, lots of variety, truly insane accessories and gorgeous growth in a new area of your chart. We’ve got your horoscopes for a year of big fun and dizzying details — plus this week’s forecast, the astrology of Drake v. Kendrick, brain worms and the Met Gala!
Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE
Follow us on Instagram HERE
Follow Maliea HERE and her Patreon HERE
Follow Kristen HERE
We’re back! And this week we’re celebrating the sensuality, the strength, and the grounded gorgeousness that is Taurus! This languid, resourceful earth sign is here to teach us to take our time savoring the pleasures of the present. We’re talking camp, hedonism, loud luxury, Cher, hoarders, dictators, the art of stubbornness, Lisa Frank, resting bitch face, Nathan Fielder and our hypothesis that Taureans are low-key the biggest weirdos of the zodiac. Plus, we’ve got a big old eclipse season recap and your horoscopes for the week!
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Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE
Follow us on Instagram HERE
Follow Maliea HERE
Follow Kristen HERE
On April 20th, we’re getting a rare and thrilling conjunction between Jupiter and Uranus that will seed major breakthroughs and expansive freedom! What will happen when the planet of abundance joins the planet of innovation in the sign that rules the earth, finances and the body? We’re here to tell ya with predictions for the collective and juicy horoscopes for your rising sign! Then we’re going off the grid for mercury retrograde, but we’ll be back in time for Taurus season! x
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Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE
Follow us on Instagram HERE
Follow Maliea HERE
Follow Kristen HERE
Look alive, people — Aries season is here! This feisty mars-ruled fire sign is the starting pistol for the whole zodiac and it’s here to teach us that life is a fight, but fighting is fun! We’re talking about all of our favorite Aries traits, the hero’s journey, DIVAS, the art of annoyance, fearless self-belief, Vivienne Westwood, coach speeches, Wilhelm Reich, Houdini, action stars, the SCUM Manifesto, the Emperor card and more! Plus, exclusive intel that put our Kate Middleton search to rest and your horoscopes for this rowdy eclipse week.
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Read our astro trend predictions in Nylon HERE
Follow us on Instagram HERE
Follow Maliea HERE
Follow Kristen HERE
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