Club Cosmos Radio: An Astrology Podcast

What will December’s fast and loose Mercury retrograde mean for your sign? Find out in this week’s mini ep and get your astrology forecast for the week of December 1st! Plus, the girls discuss the cult of Mother God, ceasefire astrology, Cynthia Nixon, AI fails and more.

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Go big or go home, Sagittarius season is here! This week we’re exploring the funky philosophy of Sag — the optimistic, maximalist fire sign that teaches us to break free of our limitations to squeeze the juice out of life. Plus, we’re giving you a forecast and survival tips for next week’s tense Gemini full moon and Venus-South Node conjunction! We’re talking about our favorite Sagittarius traits, Sag pop icons, whistleblowers, casinos, Cassavetes, costume parties, psychedelia, the Temperance card, Peter Pan Syndrome and more! 

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Our listener mail episode is here at last, and you sent over so many juicy questions that we’re making it a two-parter! This week we’re talking about synthesizing your big three, stelliums, elemental imbalances, planets in detriment, critical degrees, being born on an eclipse and much much more! Plus, we’re getting into this week’s juicy mars cazimi, celebrating the Gemini chaos of North West and asking an important question of our own — which signs are most likely to be Disney adults? 

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Grab your head lamp, we’re going to the underworld! This week is all about Pluto — astrology’s icy power broker that rules radical transformation, depth psychology, domination and ultimate liberation! We’re talking generational cycles, Pluto mythology, capitalism, shame, the Judgment card, the power of empathy, and a very juicy theory — is the Plutonian era coming to an end? We’ll break down what your Pluto placement means for your evolution, and what having a strong Pluto means for your chart. Plus, horoscopes for the week, the dumb phone revolution, and the return of the orcas! 

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Welcome to the Cosmos Clubhouse! This week we’re talking about our other great passion — the Real Housewives. Come take a trip through the housewives zodiac and find out which signs dominate at BravoCon, which signs are purely friend-of material, and why this empire of screaming women could have only been built by a Gemini. 

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Emergency episode! We read the memoir and this week we’re dedicating the entire ep to the astrology, the magic, the tragedy and the glory of the people’s princess, the sagittarius icon — Ms. Britney Jean Spears. Justin Timberlake, you will be dealt with!  Buy the Woman in Me. Stream the Blackout. Britney 4EVA. 

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If you’re asking about your chart – don’t forget to include your birth time!

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This week we’re diving deep into the magical mysteries of Scorpio — the sexy, transformative water sign here to teach us how to feel more alive by fearlessly embracing our shadows. Plus, we’re covering your rising sign horoscopes for the partial lunar eclipse in Taurus on October 28! After discussing our girl’s trip to the heart of bridesmaid country and Golden Girls astrology, we chat about Will and Jada’s confusing relationship reveals and the himbo Taurus excellence of David Beckham. Then we discuss our favorite Scorpio traits, water mars, depth psychology, scorpion tattoos, obsession, Drake behavior, the Death card, Egyptian goddesses, “glizing” (the Scorpio glare-smize), Scorp’s secret twee side, Parker Posey, dystopian sci-fi, the occult, Pete Davidson and more! 

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ECLIPSE RISING SIGN HOROSCOPES:

Eclipse overview — 1:24:48

Taurus + Scorpio — 1:26:50

Gemini + Sagittarius — 1:28:43

Cancer + Capricorn — 1:31:00

Leo + Aquarius — 1:33:40

Virgo + Pisces — 1:35:50

Libra + Aries — 1:38:24

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Do you like scary movies? Because we sure do! This week, we’re going deep into the spooky history and fascinating astrological signatures of the horror genre, taking a spine-tingling trip from gothic literature and monster movies to 80s slashers and A24 horror. Then, we’re sinking our teeth into the unique horror style of each sun sign in order to identify the biggest ghouls and supernatural superfreaks of the the zodiac! We’re also covering the hot synastry of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, more Mars-South Node chaos in washington, and the forecast for the week. Tune in if you dare, and find out if your sign has what it takes to be the final girl. 

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Buckle up — eclipse season is here and this one’s big! We’re officially wrapping up the Taurus + Scorpio eclipse cycle and opening the door to a new 1.5 year story of big beginnings, big endings and juicy transformations in the Aries + Libra parts of your chart. This week, we’re exploring the deep history, astrological significations, mysterious weirding and evolutionary potential of eclipse cycles, with predictions for the kinds of stories these eclipses will light up in your chart. Plus we’re talking about Tupac’s case reopening, the WGA strike deal and the Washington chaos sparked by mars on the south node.

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We're back, baby! And we're kicking off season two with a celebration of the beauty and complexity of Libra — the sophisticated, social butterfly air sign here to teach us how to keep the peace when love is a battlefield. After catching up on our travels during the break and taking a peek at Olivia Rodrigo's chart, we dive into the astrology of the first week of eclipse season – including the spicy Aries full moon on September 29! We're covering soft power, mirroring, the justice card, the dark side of Venus, influencers, Libran rockers, Oscar Wilde, Betty Draper culture, Pedro Almodovar, the curation dilemma, Clueless and more fab pop culture recs for Libra season.

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