Club Cosmos Radio: An Astrology Podcast

For the final episode of season one, we’re exploring the agony and ecstasy of Virgo — the perceptive, analytical earth sign here to teach us that perfection is a messy process. Plus, we’ve got your Virgo season forecast and rising sign horoscopes for mercury retrograde. 

We’re covering Virgo’s non-virginal origin story, land stewardship, the hermit card, floppy English charm, martyrdom, high fashion virgos, ballerinas, praise kinks, Mary Oliver, body horror, Elvira, Leonard Cohen and the one virgo to rule them all  — Beyoncé! 

Thank you so much for listening to the first season of Club Cosmos Radio! We’ll be back at the end of September. In the meantime, follow us on Instagram @clubcosmosradio and DM us with your burning astrology questions and hot topics! 

Horoscope Time Stamps

Virgo Rising 01:01:25

Libra Rising 01:02.46

Scorpio Rising 01:05:35

Sagittarius Rising 01:06:42

Capricorn Rising 01:08:10

Aquarius Rising 01:09:21

Pisces Rising 01:11:13

Aries Rising 01:12:08

Taurus Rising 01:13:19

Gemini Rising 01:14:08

Cancer Rising 01:16:43

Leo Rising 01:17:50

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We’re back with part two of our tour through the moon signs! Learn all about the inner worlds, emotional processing and nurture needs of Libra through Pisces moons, plus what it means when your moon lives in the 7th-12th houses. We’re also doing a Venus retrograde wellness check and discussing the Montgomery Brawl, Tory Lanez’s sentencing, our love for Small Town Security and the hairy Mars-Neptune opposition on August 22nd (hello hurricane Hilary!).

LIBRA / 7th HOUSE 21:28

SCORPIO / 8th HOUSE 27:46

SAGITTARIUS / 9th HOUSE 37:16

CAPRICORN / 10th HOUSE 44:14

AQUARIUS / 11th HOUSE 53:42

PISCES / 12th HOUSE 1:00:52

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This week we’re taking you to astrology school with a deep dive into the emotional heart of your chart — your moon sign! The moon is where our feelings live, showing us how we nurture, process, and express our emotions (or don’t). It also teaches us what emotional fulfillment looks like! For part one of this series, we’re looking at the moon through the first six signs and houses of the zodiac. Plus, we’re processing our own emotions about the loss of Pee-Wee, car dysmorphia, and the astrology of the Lizzo lawsuit and Pinky Doll.

ARIES / 1st HOUSE 24:10
TAURUS / 2nd HOUSE 31:48
GEMINI / 3rd HOUSE 39:09
CANCER / 4th HOUSE 48:05
LEO / 5th HOUSE 55:15
VIRGO / 6th HOUSE 01:00:10

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Leo season? Purr. This week we're celebrating all the big-haired, big-hearted, big-drama glory of Leo — the dazzling solar sign here to give us the courage to become the main character of our lives! Plus, we've got your Leo season forecasts and rising sign horoscopes for next week's funky and electric Venus-Uranus square.

After breaking down the astrology of Doja Cat's war on her Kittenz, Ariana Grande's 'Thank U Next' approach to marriage and ALIENS, we discuss our favorite Leo traits, the significance of your sun sign, healthy narcissism, the Strength card, performance mindset, Kate Bush, getting ready playlists, Leo directors, heart intelligence, cazimis, Showgirls, Julie Newmar's insane Instagram and other pop culture recs for Leo season.

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What do the charts of Tristan Thompson, Tiger Woods, Eddie Fisher and Jax Taylor have in common? Find out this week as we embrace mess and explore the astrology of affairs, cheaters, and side chicks.

After unpacking the chaos of last week’s transits, Venus retrograde, Barbenheimer and the parade of celeb breakups, we discuss the science of infidelity, mars + venus drives, Scandoval, Brangelina, political marriages, and the natal placements most challenged by monogamy. Alexa, play Confessions, Part II! 

CORRECTION: The originator of sexual conflict theory was Geoff Parker, not David Buss! If you want to learn more about the science discussed on this week’s ep, start with the Misbehavioral Biology ep of Macken More’s Species podcast. 

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On this week’s ep we’re hyper-focusing on the historical, social, and astrological constructions of Attention Deficit Disorder, aka ADD!  We’re talking about this week’s big transits (hello nodal shifts!), 12th house summers, the DSM, dopamine addiction, the trains that changed our brains, Mars-Neptune aspects, natal retrograde planets (and why they’re fab), Virgo solutions for Pisces problems and the fabulous charts of ADD celebs + moguls. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: This episode is NOT about diagnosing ADD through astrology! Only a psychiatrist can do that, babes.

DATE CORRECTION: The first Aries eclipse in this new Aries-Libra series was actually on April 19th, 2023 not the 18th. Also, the first of the Taurus-Scorpio eclipses occurred in November 2021, but the nodes officially entered Taurus and Scorpio in December 2021. 

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This week’s pod is a love letter our Cancer cuties! This nurturing, intuitive, spooky, sulky lunar sign is here to teach the whole zodiac a thing or two about holding our histories and feeling our feelings.

After answering a listener question about Dennis Rodman’s chart, we discuss our favorite crab qualities, water sign behavior, Cancerian torture tactics, high octane subjectivity, Larry David, Cancer in the tarot, smeared lipstick aesthetics, mommy / baby dynamics, Lana del Rey, nostalgia, Marcel Proust and other pop culture recs for Cancer season. 

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Story time! On this week's episode we're breaking down the Age of the Influencer with a deep dive into the into the mega dissociative Neptune in Pisces era from 2011-2025.

Everything changed in 2011 — Steve Jobs died, Facebook bought Instagram, Netflix invented streaming, and our relationship to celebrity, technology and identity changed forever. Join us for a Pandora's unboxing of the dreams, fantasies and delusions that come with boundary-less interconnection, and explore the rise of social media, influencers, pop spirituality, GOOP, stan armies, and parasocial relationships through an astrological lens!

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Put on your worst flannel and follow us into the ultra angsty culture and crazy cardinal astrology of the early 90s — the era that gave us grunge, gangsta rap, riot grrrls and the queen of our world, Courtney Love.

After checking in on the orca uprising, we talk Gen X astrology, daddy issue transits, the ballad of Kurt + Courtney, Leo presidents, Hole fandom, the LA riots, Aquarius icon Ice-T, Kathleen Hanna's Scorpio aesthetics, the humiliation of Axl Rose and beanie babies. Learn how the astrology of this moment connects to today (hello Saturn in Pisces) and hear amazing tales of Kristen's Kurt Cobain ghost encounter and Maliea's demonic stroll with Courtney Love. It's NOT A PHASE!

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Lights, camera, exes! Venus, planet of attachments, aesthetics and values is going to be vamping it up in the fabulous sign of LEO until October 8th, thanks to a nice long retrograde on July 22. Learn all about the spooky magic of venus retrograde cycles and what they mean for the collective (scandals! drama! celebs behaving badly!). Plus, get our personalized predictions for what this transit will mean for your rising sign and enjoy our Venus in Leo film, tv and lifestyle recs to get you in the mood. 

Topics include the strange coupling of Bill Murray + Kelis, Katie Maloney’s Aries moon, pentagrams, Leo appreciation, Whitney Houston, karaoke, local theater, George Clinton, Eyes Wide Shut, rare Deee-lite ephemera and more! 

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