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Trains, trains, trains. 

How to chosoe the best way for you to be an idol so you can tell your fans you don't want to see their faces and get away with it.

The government wants some fox news style biased reporting, I assume as long as it's pro-them.

Finally, what is cheating? If you and 9 friends have Japanese girlfriends, 3 of you have been cheated on and probably didn't know it. 

A manga artist gets caughtplagiarizing, AKD generates more garbage, not just their music.

There's a castle controversy and lame pranks afoot.

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Hit up ninjanewsjapan.com for all the cool images you can't see in a podcast.

Learn what not to do in a Japanese office, Find out that Taro is a dink, literally, that is said. Taro is a dink.

The steam platform decides that all the otaku are gross and takes away their stuff. Then we get into the exciting stuff, like international trade agreements, just like the first Star Wars prequel. 

It all wraps up with a good old fashioned cop being dumb, or a dink, you decide.

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Some super scientific survey results, a Nanpa school that nobody should go to, which is all of them. We meet a crow and learn about the law. A man fakes his death and he learns about the law and finally a yakuza clearly doesn't understand the law.

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What's happening in PuroLand next month, and why.

The creepy dude report, in a serious way, and then in a not so serious way.

A quit follow up on some stories that refuse to die.

Then a big change in cow rights.

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A conclusion to the sexual harassment scandal and the Vice Minsiter of Finance.

An almost sex scandal involving the Minister of Education, who should have known better.

Another sex scandal involving a boy band member who is 46, dumbass.

Also, some drones and a scam is real.

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A summary of some ongoing stories then a real happening from my life in Japan. No, trees did not try and kill me, that would be silly. It's real life action and adventure told from a first person perspective.

Also, Korea annoys Japan.

Good times.

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A ninja, who never passed ninja class because he got way too focused on something else. A follow-up on the Sumo Vs Ovaries. Giant corporations trying not to kill their employees. The Finance Minister of Japan being a 5 year who has discovered his wee wee and a moral quandary of belief. There's a lot there!

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A whole mish mash post loss of voice, but there is beer in Japan, which can get you drunk, so you might make some bad decisions, like a sumo ref. That is not cool Japan, not cool.

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Allergies plague Japan, but the source is one of those unintended consequences of a bygone time. 

YouTubers don't get arrested, but they sure as hell could have.

Chocolate, they said it makes you smarter, but it didn't make them smart enough to get the science right.

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