lol take that brian regan

he has learned from his mistakes, please stop mailing him your underwear fellas--anyway...someone help us copyright cum diamonds before some tech bro steals the idea 

if anyone has hulk hogan's phone number, let him know we're coming to clap his cheeks

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you get kicked in the dick and shot out of a canon during the movie, realistic stuff

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comedian mike stanley joins us on this penguin episode--i kept getting distracted by the kc zoo live penguin feed. 

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just like a fleet of israeli hamster drones, this podcast is against geneva convention protocol. we should have spent more time riffing on man bootcamp for kindergarteners tbh, oh well god is good!

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we made up a thing called the devil's 69 in this one which is pretty cool. had to use the camera audio for the second half because my laptop had too many pics of cops' wives saved to it and crashed--sorry everybody 

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like d'angelo but he's 400 pounds 

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forgot to hit record on the video this time, sorry pervs. this one is really good: huge shoutout to the beautiful social democracy of finland: we stand w you! if you think cobos laugh is annoying dm me and i'll send you a version where he's muted. follow us on stuff. 

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