Are you thinking about moving to Hollywood to make it as a actor, have no acting experience and not quite enough money to finance your own feature? We can help you make your dreams come true, that is if your dreams are to not do any of that mentioned above. Endless advice and wisdom on Cocktale Hour. Follow us on Twitter @CocktaleHour!

Kelly is workshopping his stand-up routine and Danny advises us on how to determine our hourly rate. I have to do some blog repairs and rant about billionaires. Watch out!

Dave is back for another visit, and tells us stories from the coal fields of Kentucky to lonely airline travel. We discuss politics, stand-up comedy, dumping jet fuel on schoolkids and the ins and outs of pussy hats. Remember to follow us on Twitter at CocktaleHour and by e-mail at [email protected].

It’s 2020 and we’re thirty-five episodes in. We respond to some listener mail, talk about loss and John’s long-standing passion for Pimento Cheese and how Danny and Kelly have never heard of it.

It's almost Christmas, so why is Kelly so grumpy? It took a story about an incontinent dog to cheer him up in our Holiday episode. We talk about our favorite Christmas gifts and Danny fondly remembers his 8-track player.

Val Salva is not your average 19th century butcher. No, it is something entirely different, and right up our alley. This is our Pearl Harbor Day episode and we're still looking for a sponsor. Contact us for sponsorship opportunities starting as low as 68 cents a month! @Cocktalehour on Twitter.

John's furnace is broken, Kelly's wife was asked to be in Playboy and Danny wrote a political joke, but can't tell it to save his life. Join us for this and more on the next...Cocktale Hour.

Are these the best workout shorts? Who cares and why? Join us as we talk about what kinds of things you shouldn't put on your Facebook feed and what Danny needs to learn in harassment training.

It's our 30th episode! The traditional gift is a pearl necklace, and that's all you need to know about that.

If Danny's wife passed away, what would he be in the market for and why? Would her name be Bambi or Gladys? If our wives hear this one, it could be our last. Oh yeah, there is some Ancestry.com stuff in here too. Remember to follow us on Twitter- the home of ridiculous Tweets.