It's almost Christmas, so why is Kelly so grumpy? It took a story about an incontinent dog to cheer him up in our Holiday episode. We talk about our favorite Christmas gifts and Danny fondly remembers his 8-track player.

Val Salva is not your average 19th century butcher. No, it is something entirely different, and right up our alley. This is our Pearl Harbor Day episode and we're still looking for a sponsor. Contact us for sponsorship opportunities starting as low as 68 cents a month! @Cocktalehour on Twitter.

John's furnace is broken, Kelly's wife was asked to be in Playboy and Danny wrote a political joke, but can't tell it to save his life. Join us for this and more on the next...Cocktale Hour.

Are these the best workout shorts? Who cares and why? Join us as we talk about what kinds of things you shouldn't put on your Facebook feed and what Danny needs to learn in harassment training.

It's our 30th episode! The traditional gift is a pearl necklace, and that's all you need to know about that.

If Danny's wife passed away, what would he be in the market for and why? Would her name be Bambi or Gladys? If our wives hear this one, it could be our last. Oh yeah, there is some Ancestry.com stuff in here too. Remember to follow us on Twitter- the home of ridiculous Tweets.

CBD, Weed, making your own non-GMO blend...This week Danny wants to start growing pot just to see if he can. We also talk about good times in high school and does it carry over to being an adult. Remember to follow us on Twitter @cocktalehour.

Kelly threw his back out and we still did a show! John's camo Crocs are a fashion statement in the worst way possible, and Danny has more helpful advice for the twenty-nothings at work. While we're at it, let's celebrate that Downton Abbey was the top movie and there is still room for a lively zombie discussion.

They passed a law about going topless in some western states recently. What is the etiquette for holding a grocery store conversation with a topless grandma? Let's explore these issues together! Follow us on Twitter @cocktalehour

While Crocs might be God's gift to feet, the Travel Pant leaves much to be desired. Pair the two, and there's no way you'll get syphilis, trust me. Check us out on Twitter and maybe you can get a free sticker!