We're back after a two week hiatus, and while John tells Kelly about "Romantic Ireland," Danny asks the tough questions about what people do that they think is attractive, but isn't. There is an exciting new theme song and Jennifer is manning the booth today.

Danny is back this week and we talk about airplane flights and what happens when someone throws up with 14 hours left to fly. We also answer important questions about careers, investing and what good advice we received along the way. Don't forget to comment at [email protected]!

We have a special guest while Danny is away this week. Ken joins us to talk about music, bands, and how to make money as a trapper.

John is back this week and in addition to Tall Tales from Texas, there's talk of Vietnam era venereal disease and how actors hide their junk in sex scenes. Watch out!

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, there is a clean up in aisle six. Dave is back with stories about getting locked out of hotel rooms, catheters and Motown. We really get into it this week as we peer behind the silicone curtain of the website that sells sex dolls. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter, @CocktaleHour.

Would life be better if we measured time in Freebirds? Should men have a set of code words to cut line in crowded restrooms? Take a listen and be sure to lodge your complaints on our Twitter account, CocktaleHour. If you are an aspiring rapper, here is your chance to write lyrics for our intro song. Check it out!

It seems that no subject is out of bounds whether we discuss high-end silicone sex dolls, measles, weed, or my favorite, the fermented Swedish fish guaranteed to make you puke. Enjoy! Remember to follow us on Twitter, @CocktaleHour.

Are you a grower or a shower? Do you know what a rusty trombone is? Dave joins us again for a nastier than usual podcast, so beware!

The revelation that John has a skunk in his yard leads to dirty dancing, Prince, prison sex and ass-to-face transplants. Don't say you weren't warned!

Welcome to a shorter format of Cocktale Hour. We talk about craftsmanship, potential upcoming guests and our bucket list of American destinations. Maybe we'll come to your town!