As we prepare for Hurricane Hillary, we talk about her 2016 opponent and the chances that he doesn't run off to his brethren in Moscow. Book banning is my new hobby and I want to see how I can get involved to ban the bible in each Christian™️community. That'll teach them a lesson! 

 In the immortal words of Khloe Kardashian, "It's been a minute." We're back with more pontification for you. Danny and John saw the Barbie movie and have thoughts about the future of the studio business. It's good to be back.

 It's tough to stick to a schedule this summer! We're back and as always with even more information for our listeners. Stay close as we drop pearls of wisdom!

 We're back. I need to stop going out of town so that we can have more regular episodes. This week we talk about birthday parties, school board meetings and The Seagull performed with a gender-fluid cast. As always, we're about education!

 We are back after another hiatus! Kelly has had a birthday and we all got to meet our fans at the first annual Cocktale Hour Fan event. If you want to be invited to the next one, head over to Patreon and subscribe. That is a sure way to get a mug and a party. We're back talking about the same stuff we were before the last episode, so it's like you haven't missed anything!

 We are back with a discussion about AI and how much fun it is. I made Kelly's obituary and except for the lies, it was pretty good. We lament the lack of good Presidential candidates-The Rock and Tom Hanks are my front runners. Next week we are off again so enjoy this one while you wait!

 This week we touch briefly on that guy who was indicted for hush money payouts to actress Stormy Daniels, and focus on really important things like what I would do if I was the heir to the George Jones throne..I'd sign autographs and take photos with EVERYONE. Danny's wife is drinking margaritas in Jamaica this week and we learned that of all the accents that Kelly can do, that isn't one of them.

 This is the week to celebrate St. Patty's day and we hoped you enjoyed a green beer and listening to our song over and over. We talk about secret massage parlor tricks and Danny's new love for Google Lens.

 Celebrities and Estate Sales, pretty common here in LA, so add celebrity Estate Sales to the long list of things we need to do like Karaoke and Burlesque shows. Oh and soon the Patreon mugs should ship!

 Joy, hope and looking optimistic...that's something to try out, huh? We address the big issues facing today's youth and how the best thing to do might be just to ignore it all and move to Harlingen, Texas.