When you went from 150 to 400 pounds, it just snuck up on you didn't it? If your BMI is over 40, you might expect some health issues, but I can tell you what restaurant you will really enjoy. We dig deep on this episode even though the cops have 0 leads on Kelly's truck. Do the police care enough to help you when you need something? Danny ponders attending a local school board candidate meeting. I wonder, should you go to every local political board meeting and cause trouble?

 It happened. Someone stole Kelly's truck from in front of his house. Will he ever get it back? How long do you have to wait before it is declared gone forever. Do people masturbate to your personal photos if you AirBnb your house? All these questions will be answered in this episode!

 The prayers worked and Kelly is chipper as ever! We discuss skin grafts and discover that foreskin is available for any kind of facial graft you need. Now we just need to figure out to corner the market for our own retirement goals. Speaking of retirement, would you retire to a community that we ran? Come on, it would be fun!

 This week we come back from a few days off and celebrate the fact that Willie is still alive. America still needs to get its shit together and Kelly needs prayers of comfort. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter!

 TikTok and influencers. Kevin Spacey's morality clause. Whether Danny is susceptible to advertising or not. We have a politics free talk today and get deep into what the young people want to see. Join us as our popularity skyrockets on The Cocktale Hour!

 Mi peluquero era un pervertido y Kelly se cortó el pelo muy corto. Hablamos de la cultura de la cancelación y si puedes volver de ella. Planeamos un control remoto para mi reunión de secundaria. No olviden seguir mis quejas en Twitter. La hora del cuento de gallos!

My barber was a low-key pervert and Kelly's cut his hair too short. We talk about cancel culture and if you can ever come back from it. We plan a remote for my high school reunion...yikes! Don't forget to follow my rants on Twitter- CocktaleHour! 

 No big political topics this time. We're talking about what happens if aliens are real and they come to take all the women. Who would help us decorate? Kelly says it leads to a new series, Handsjob Tale. Let's get in better spirits and make the world a better place, what do you say. Follow us on Twitter, I've been complaining a lot there...

 The Fourth of July didn't seem so festive this year. We riff on politics, the supreme court and what's going to happen to all those babies the high school cheerleaders in Missouri and Louisiana are going to have. As always, you can complain to us on Twitter at Cocktalehour. I've been making angry tweets there, so feel free to enjoy!

 This week America is a dumpster fire and I for one blame Christianity and have taken to Twitter to express my impotent rage. Danny is trying to keep us level headed, and Kelly has given up on voting as a way to institute change. Whether you believe in our opinions or not, here they are. Remember, no one can see your vote. If you live in a Christian Taliban state, you can still vote for change and no one a the Garden Club will ever know...