Danny and Kevin discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem since Danny saw that instead of Barbenheimer. The fellas weigh the merits of the latest Turtle adventure against its towering cinematic predecessors. How old is too old to be watching a Ninja Turtles movie? Are the Michael Bay entries really that bad? What does Danny's 20-month-old son think about all this? Listen and find out! #cowabunga
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Well, here we are. Ahsoka is over and it was completely fine. It was, in fact, pretty ok. If you've come this far into the river of blood, definitely check out this particular ripple of sanguinary real estate. But be warned: Danny and Kevin are still exhausted by these wars among the stars. So, listen to your favorite cynical/hopeful co-hosts drive themselves mad with despair/hope. And, finally, rest in power Dianne Feinstein. 

Danny and Kevin are back at the wheel of the HMS Sisyphus. What's life like on deck? Oh you know, just pushing their fandom for Star Wars up a hill and then getting crushed with varying degrees of disappointment as it rolls back down hill. Somewhere along the way, Kevin completely forgot that Rachel Bilson stared in the flash in the pan pop cultural phenomenon known as The O.C. Perhaps these two grown-ass men (one of whom has a child) should stop watching the Pew-Pew show about the Glib-Globs fighting the Meep-Moops.

Danny and Kevin are back at the trough to discuss the new Star War. The latest Disney+ show has dropped, and it's called Ahsoka. Is Ahsoka the main character? Sort of. Is Ahsoka the most interesting character? Eh, not really. Is Ahsoka still cool? Most definitely. The fellas discuss the first two episodes and predict what might be in store for them on this latest journey to the most exploited galaxy in the universe.  
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Danny and Kevin continue their discussion of Tom Cruise's ongoing blood ritual to get Xenu to grant him immortality. Dead Reckoning (Part One) is the latest impossible mission and it's great. Most movies are terrible but some are a blast. Why can't movies get gooder?

Danny and Kevin discuss the fascinating saga that is the Mission Impossible franchise. They start with a stripped-down thriller directed by Brian DePalma and end with an action master class starring straight shooter Alec Baldwin. In between, they discuss doves, direction, and death-defying stunts.

Guess who got rooked? That's right, your favorite podcast hosts! Danny and Kevin saw Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny and talked about it for almost two hours. Spoilers: Everyone owes Kingdom of the Crystal Skull a grudging apology.
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Danny and Kevin saw the latest DC cinematic offering: The Flash (featuring special appearances by Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, The Flash, Batman, General Zod, Supergirl, Superman, The Flash, Batman, Superman, Supergirl, Superman, The Flash, and Batman!) Oh, spoilers. Over the course of ninety minutes, the fellas discuss a film scientifically designed to make Kevin Smith cry. Is it any good? Eh, sort of! Kind of? Not really. Who knows? Who cares! Did any of these DC Extended Universe shenanigans matter? Or has it just been a decade of nonsense? Wow, we are old. You guys gonna see the new Indy movie?

Kevin, host of a podcast focused on nerd culture, saw one of the three most anticipated nerd movies of the year over one month after its release. "He needs to sort out his priorities" said Danny, who has been waiting patiently to wax poetic about the conclusion to the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy. Danny and Kevin review Volume 3 while discussing the series, its connection to the rest of the MCU films, and Gunn's departure to the DCU. Inevitable comparisons are made to Return of the Jedi and the only other trilogy directed by the same filmmaker in the MCU: Ant-Man?!

Danny and Kevin gather at the Watchtower to discuss the latest offerings from the soon-to-be late and unlamented DC Extended Universe. First, the fellas discuss Black Adam and Kevin helps Danny remember that he may have actually had a blast. Then they move on to Shazam! Fury of the Gods and ponder the place of magick and sorcery in a world of superheroes and demigods. All in all, it's far more freewheeling conversation than the last episode and time is given over to important matters like Gorilla Grodd, Salman Rushdie, and the Kennedy Assassination. Listen to find out just how willing this podcast is to alienate MCU fans and Snyder zealots.

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